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A PINBALL HOMAGE FOR MR. MANLY PART III

licondam

Pinball Nudger
you have just married your childhood sweetheart and you and your wife are on your way to the honeymoon resort that just opened up in your area. while checking in at the resort , the lady at the check-in counter informs you that the resort is now clothing optional. hot diggity and shazam you say to yourself. after taking your luggage to your room , you take off all your clothes and tell your wife to do the same , but she will have no part in un-dressing and showing off her nude body in front of other people. while your wife is pretty , she lacks in her top measurement department and keeps her clothes on. so you grab your beach towell you both go to the resorts swimming pool. you soak in the sun and the other beautiful sights. you go in for a swim , and all the girls watch you as you do your submarine up periscope trick. your wife is getting mad at you and drags you out of the pool and walks you inside the resort. you see the resorts game room and drag your wife inside. after you and your wife start playing pinball , many nude beauties come in and you cant keep your eyes off of them. your wife gets even more mad at you and wants to leave the gameroom. you want to let your wife know how you feel about leaving , but how do you accomplish this in a manly manor. follow along in your manly manual and repeat after me. #1 hey honey watch me push the replay button in without using any hands. #2 whoa nellie i'd sure like to harvest those melons. #3 hey honey if that women went into the pool she wouldn't drown because she has her own floatation devices. use any or all three of these phrases in just such a situation and moments later when you are not allowed back in the pool because your face is a bloody mess , from your wife repeatedly smashing your face into the playfield glass. your wife will have no doubts as to what kind of man you really are. this is mr. manly saying BE MANLY AND GOOD DAY.
 
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