you have been waiting all year and its finally here. the pinball players expo is in town. so you put on your autographed ive got balls t shirt and start driving to the expo. you are sure you will be the envy of all when you pull into parking lot with the who's tommy playing loudly out of your 8 track sound system that only plays out of the left speaker. while in line you talk to all your pinball buddies about your manly pinball high scores and the sex lives of farm animals. once inside you spend hours of manly fun playing the machines that you remember in your youth. you decide you want to check out the vendor areas and you see the new machine that you heard so much about and want to play. as you almost get to the machine a large fat women cuts in front of you and starts playing. you almost want to hyper-vomit as you see all her fat wiggle as she nudges the machine. her game is finally over and you think its your turn to play but no, she plays another game and another. you want to let this pinball playing porker know how you feel about your waiting, but how do you accomplish this in a manly manner. follow along in your manly manual and repeat after me. #1 hoo e mama thats the biggest set of bumpers ive ever seen. #2 hey earthshaker ive got some multi-ball action for you RIGHT HEERE. #3 hey lady you know that you and this machine have something in common you both are a widebody. use any of these three phrases in just such a situation and seconds later you feel like you are playing pinball like tommy because your eyeballs have been slapped out and replaced with pinballs the large fat women will have no doubts as to what kind of man you really are. this is mr. manly saying BE MANLY AND GOOD DAY!!!