Bumper stickers

tiltjlp

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Someone sent these to me, so I don't know if they're all real, but at least most of them are funny.

IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"

Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.

So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

Illiterate? Write For Help .

Honk If Anything Falls Off.

Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, But is Miles From The Next Exit.

I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!


(The following bumper sticker was Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...

Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Also Are Timed For 70 mph

Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

Ax Me About Ebonics.

Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

Boldly Going Nowhere.

Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Before He Admits He is Lost?

All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.

AND Lastly:

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

John
 
"instant prick.....just add alcohol." :D
 
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