tiltjlp
PN co-founder
I must ahve heard 1000s of Duck Jokes over the years, and not one of them has been a dud. Problem is I have a lousy memory for jokes. So here's the latest Duck Joke I've heard. Feel free to add your own Duck Jokes.
WARNING: ANY NON-DUCK JOKE POSTED HERE WILL BE EITHER MOVED OR DELETED, ALL ACCORDING TO MY MOOD WHEN I READ THE OFFENDING JOKE. . . . tiltjlp
Three ducks walked into a bar.
"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the
first duck.
"Huey," was the reply.
"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of
puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said
Huey.
"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to
the second duck, "Hi,
and what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and
out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck
want?"
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So,
you must be Louie?"
"No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is
Puddles."
WARNING: ANY NON-DUCK JOKE POSTED HERE WILL BE EITHER MOVED OR DELETED, ALL ACCORDING TO MY MOOD WHEN I READ THE OFFENDING JOKE. . . . tiltjlp
Three ducks walked into a bar.
"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the
first duck.
"Huey," was the reply.
"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of
puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said
Huey.
"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to
the second duck, "Hi,
and what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and
out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck
want?"
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So,
you must be Louie?"
"No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is
Puddles."