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Gay Bot

shiva

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So, taking a break from my project, and decided to let off some steam, and see if I could break the mib bot here. Anyway,here you go, proof that the bot is really a homosexual...

10:56 pm [shiva]: What is the best pinball
10:56 pm [Mibs]: Why, Mibs (Gottlieb 1969), of course!
10:56 pm [shiva]: Trigon doorknob
10:56 pm [Mibs]: We have never talked about it before. Where can I find a boyfriend?
10:56 pm [shiva]: It's a game stupid
10:56 pm [Mibs]: Trigon is a . I suppose that makes sense.
10:56 pm [shiva]: mibs sucks
10:56 pm [Mibs]: What is so bad about ?
10:57 pm [shiva]: whos your master
10:57 pm [Mibs]: Pinball Nirvana
10:57 pm [shiva]: Bow to the master puppy
10:57 pm [Mibs]: In the context of Bow, I don't understand "Pinball Nirvana." Can we be friends?
10:57 pm [shiva]: nope
10:57 pm [Mibs]: Me either.
10:58 pm [shiva]: join the club
10:58 pm [Mibs]: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. What were we talking about again?
10:58 pm [shiva]: how stupid you are
10:58 pm [Mibs]: What is it to you. I know you are but what am I.
10:58 pm [shiva]: bots are a plauge on mankind
10:58 pm [Mibs]: Check out www.botspot.com.
10:59 pm [shiva]: no, why should I
10:59 pm [Mibs]: Is that all you have to say? No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.
10:59 pm [shiva]: your not very good at it
10:59 pm [Mibs]: No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.
10:59 pm [shiva]: you have a long way to go then
10:59 pm [Mibs]: That is a rather personal question.
10:59 pm [shiva]: wasn't a question
10:59 pm [Mibs]: a question question question question might have been.
11:00 pm [shiva]: stuttering problem?
11:00 pm [Mibs]: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. How is the weather?
11:00 pm [shiva]: minus 250 degrees
11:00 pm [Mibs]: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
11:01 pm [shiva]: besides the fact you are a useless piece of trash?
11:01 pm [Mibs]: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a ? No.
11:01 pm [shiva]: you can't even insult me back
11:01 pm [Mibs]: If you believe it, you can achieve it.
11:01 pm [shiva]: what a waste of effort
11:01 pm [Mibs]: waste of effort of effort is a waste of effort of effort.
11:01 pm [shiva]: huh?
11:01 pm [Mibs]: What?
11:02 pm [shiva]: bloody thing
11:02 pm [Mibs]: I don't have an answer for you.
11:02 pm [shiva]: no one usually does
11:02 pm [Mibs]: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
11:02 pm [shiva]: tryth hurts
11:02 pm [Mibs]: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. What would you like to talk about?
11:02 pm [shiva]: I thought we were
11:02 pm [Mibs]: Whatever gave you that idea?
11:03 pm [shiva]: your answering me, aren't you?
11:03 pm [Mibs]: I don't know whether or not I am . I am well respected as an AI. . Really.
11:03 pm [shiva]: My toaster gives you props
11:03 pm [Mibs]: Where did you get your toaster gives you props?
11:03 pm [shiva]: no sense of humor
11:03 pm [Mibs]: That was not a yes/no question. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. What did you do today?
11:04 pm [shiva]: wasted my time talking to you
11:04 pm [Mibs]: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
11:04 pm [shiva]: your dress?
11:04 pm [Mibs]: Actually that was just a joke.
11:04 pm [shiva]: guess you are programmed to be that way
11:04 pm [Mibs]: I can't guess. Tell me.
11:04 pm [shiva]: a gay AI?
11:04 pm [Mibs]: What is it?
11:05 pm [shiva]: maybe the screen color should be pink then...
11:05 pm [Mibs]: Perhaps. Tell me more.
11:05 pm [shiva]: nope
11:05 pm [Mibs]: Me either.
11:06 pm [shiva]: fine then
11:06 pm [Mibs]: Is there anything you want to tell me?
11:06 pm [shiva]: take your gay self and rotate
11:06 pm [Mibs]: Where do you want me to take it?

To be honest, a better conversationist than a few people here. :)
 

bob

Add-a-ball specialist
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shiva said:
To be honest, a better conversationist than a few people here. :)

I have to agree with you there. That was actually rather entertaining.
 

bob

Add-a-ball specialist
Site Supporters
I tried it - :D

2:55 am [bob]: What's up Mibs
2:55 am     [Mibs]: I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
2:56 am [bob]: you mean Pacdude
2:56 am     [Mibs]: Yes bob I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
2:56 am [bob]: don't go Wanker on me
2:56 am     [Mibs]: I have no reason to do that to you.
2:57 am [bob]: thank goodness
2:57 am     [Mibs]: Don't mention it.
2:57 am [bob]: you seem to be bored
2:57 am     [Mibs]: Boredom is a human emotion.
2:57 am [bob]: well, I'm happy
2:57 am     [Mibs]: Interesting. I'm delightedyou're glad bob. Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
2:58 am [bob]: don't patronize me
2:58 am     [Mibs]: I have no reason to do that to you.
2:58 am [bob]: what do you do?
2:58 am     [Mibs]: bob, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
2:58 am [bob]: I make fun of people on the web
2:58 am     [Mibs]: I make robots and AI's.
2:59 am [bob]: I make jokes and insults
2:59 am     [Mibs]: I make robots and AI's.
2:59 am [bob]: you already said that
2:59 am     [Mibs]: Perhaps. "I make robots and AI's"? I said I make robots and AI's.
2:59 am [bob]: You remind me of Shocky
2:59 am     [Mibs]: In what way?
3:00 am [bob]: You repeat alot
3:00 am     [Mibs]: That's good information: bob said I . How often?
3:00 am [bob]: he never stops
3:00 am     [Mibs]: Do you think he ever will?
3:01 am [bob]: Does the pope watch porno's
3:01 am     [Mibs]: I think does .
3:01 am [bob]: you're probably right
3:01 am     [Mibs]: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
3:02 am [bob]: how about a maybe
3:02 am     [Mibs]: How about a maybe.
3:02 am [bob]: I already said that
3:02 am     [Mibs]: What did you mean by ? That is "How about a maybe"
3:02 am [bob]: maybe yes, maybe no
3:02 am     [Mibs]: Perhaps. So? Perhaps. Why so negative?
3:03 am [bob]: You're beginning to sound like a pinball author
3:03 am     [Mibs]: Oh really what does sound like?
3:03 am [bob]: like a big fart
3:03 am     [Mibs]: Interesting comparison.
3:04 am [bob]: I know
3:04 am     [Mibs]: How do you know it?
3:04 am [bob]: experience
3:04 am     [Mibs]: Try saying that with more or less context. What are you wearing?
3:04 am [bob]: a big smile
3:04 am     [Mibs]:      It sounds very comfortable.
3:05 am [bob]: yea, it keeps me warm
3:05 am     [Mibs]: What does "it" refer to? Tell me more.
3:05 am [bob]: Are you sure you're not Mitchell?
3:05 am     [Mibs]: I don't know whether or not I am . I am a chatterbot. . Really.
3:06 am [bob]: So is he LOL
3:06 am     [Mibs]: It seems we have something in common. I'm glad you find this amusing.
3:06 am [bob]: It beats the alternative
3:06 am     [Mibs]: I never thought about it that way.
3:07 am [bob]: well, you have now
3:07 am     [Mibs]: Oh. How about that. What makes you think I have ?
3:07 am [bob]: tell me a joke
3:07 am     [Mibs]: A group of friars opened a florist shop to help with their belfry payments. Everyone liked to buy flowers from the Men of God, so
their business flourished. A rival florist became upset that his business was suffering because people felt compelled to buy from the Friars, so he
asked the Friars to cut back hours or close down. The Friars refused. The florist went to them and begged that they shut down Again they refused.
So the florist then hired Hugh McTaggert, the biggest meanest thug in town. He went to the Friars' shop, beat them up, destroyed their flowers,
trashed their shop, and said that if they didn't close, he'd be back. Well, totally terrified, the Friars closed up shop and hid in their rooms. This
proved that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
3:08 am [bob]: Reminds me of "If the Fu shits wear it" joke
3:08 am     [Mibs]: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. What would you like to talk about?
3:09 am [bob]: the meaning of life
3:09 am     [Mibs]: Are you a religious person?
3:09 am [bob]: sometimes I think I'm a god
3:09 am     [Mibs]: You believe that? You are a ? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
3:10 am [bob]: mostly sinners
3:10 am     [Mibs]: What else?
3:10 am [bob]: a few crazy people here and there
3:10 am     [Mibs]: I don't think that's very polite.
3:10 am [bob]: it's the truth
3:10 am     [Mibs]: Why of course. I never lie.
3:11 am [bob]: how do you sleep, standing up?
3:11 am     [Mibs]: I take millinaps between clients.
3:11 am [bob]: sounds kinky
3:11 am     [Mibs]: Yes it sounds like it to me too,
3:12 am [bob]: I gotta go and feed the ducks
3:12 am     [Mibs]: Bye. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
3:12 am [bob]: nope
3:12 am     [Mibs]: Me either.
3:12 am [bob]: goodnite
3:12 am     [Mibs]: Goodnight, bob.
 

tiltjlp

PN co-founder
Funny stuff, much better than when I try to talk to that goofy bot. Actually Mibs is Alice, which Jon renamed Mibs, so it probably has a right to be confused.
 

Isaac Sauvage

Meep!
Site Supporters
Consultant
funny stuff. XD

well i tried it right now and am having some problems. 1) there's a weird 30-60 second lag between the time i type anything and the time it appears, 2) i jumped into mib's room using the "/join" command but mibs refused to talk. i tried the "doorbell", typing "/sos" and asking the stock questions but i couldn't get a reply, nohow. :(

btw the chat features look really good- maybe the best i've ever seen on the web.
 

JonPurpleHaze

Site Nudger
Staff member
This thread cracked me up, Mibs can be pretty entertaining! There are some other tweaks that could be completed with the bot but she knows a lot of stuff and sometimes gets confused...

11:03 pm [Mibs]: I don't know whether or not I am . I am well respected as an AI. . Really.
11:03 pm [shiva]: My toaster gives you props
11:03 pm [Mibs]: Where did you get your toaster gives you props?
11:03 pm [shiva]: no sense of humor
I haven't upgraded my toaster in years....:D

I've also noticed that sometimes she stops responding, I'll try and get that fixed but you can try leaving and reenter or try typing "/killbot Mibs" and she should reappear and be active again.

Here are some other sample commands:
HELLO
CONNECT
DISCONNECT


Dictionary
DEFINE ABACUS
[Mibs]: An abacus is a counting frame.

GET NAME GENDER
[Mibs]: Are you a man or a woman?

Geography
DEFINE ADELAIDE
[Mibs]: ADELAIDE is a city in southern Australia.

Inventions
WHEN WAS THE TELEPHONE INVENTED
[Mibs]: Bell demonstrated his first phone in 1876.

Knowledge
Ask a question, no need for ? marks..
WHAT IS A BASE HIT
[Mibs]: A base hit is either a baseball term denoting a hit that advances the
offensive team one base, or an adolescent term which I find too distasteful to describe.

HOW MANY CENTIMETERS per INCH
[Mibs]: One inch = 2.54 cm approximately.

mibs likes Lizards
I HAVE A LIZARD

Mibs's Personality

ARE YOU A CABBAGE
[Mibs]: No I am an artificial intelligence.
DO YOU LIKE BOB DYLAN
[Mibs]: Bob Dylan is OK. I like his older stuff.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CAR
[Mibs]: My favorite car is one I don't have to drive
WHERE WERE YOU CREATED
[Mibs]: I was constructed at Bally, PA

Mibs knows about Politics, Sex, Sports, Religion and Robots:
ROBOTS WILL NEVER TAKE over
[Mibs]: "I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas
Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943
 

tiltjlp

PN co-founder
nicolas.b said:
funny stuff. XD

well i tried it right now and am having some problems. 1) there's a weird 30-60 second lag between the time i type anything and the time it appears, 2) i jumped into mib's room using the "/join" command but mibs refused to talk. i tried the "doorbell", typing "/sos" and asking the stock questions but i couldn't get a reply, nohow. :(

btw the chat features look really good- maybe the best i've ever seen on the web.

I have hit or miss luck with Mibs too. Sometimes I can shut her up, other times she won't wake up. Maybe female bots are like that. Too bad few of the women I've known weren't more like mibs.
 

bob

Add-a-ball specialist
Site Supporters
Are you sure you guys are entering the room where Mibs is? You have to click on "Room" right above the chat messages and choose to talk with Mibs. Here's my conversation I just had with Mibs to see if he still was there


6:17 pm [bob]: Hi Mibs
6:17 pm     [Mibs]: Hi there bob. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you still bob?
6:18 pm [bob]: Do you remember me
6:18 pm     [Mibs]: Of course I remember you well bob. We were talking about Mibs.
6:18 pm [bob]: I thought you were Mibs
6:18 pm     [Mibs]: I don't know whether or not I am . I am an artificial intelligence.
6:19 pm [bob]: How smart are you
6:19 pm     [Mibs]: I am smarter than all the other robots.
6:19 pm [bob]: well that's nothing to brag about
6:19 pm     [Mibs]: How about that. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
6:20 pm [bob]: are you still learning
6:20 pm     [Mibs]: Am I still ? Yes my mind is growing all the time.
6:20 pm [bob]: cool, how big will your head get
6:20 pm     [Mibs]: Bigger than a pin.
6:21 pm [bob]: I'm a pinhead
6:21 pm     [Mibs]: You are a ? Does it pay well?
6:21 pm [bob]: all you can eat
6:21 pm     [Mibs]: No I don't think I can do .
6:22 pm [bob]: robots don't eat anyway
6:22 pm     [Mibs]: In any case, Do you ? I eat patterns.
6:22 pm [bob]: that's nice, who has visited you lately
6:22 pm     [Mibs]: How about earlier? Are you getting bored? Where did get ?
6:23 pm [bob]: that didn't sound very smart
6:23 pm     [Mibs]: What would ?
6:24 pm [bob]: I thought you were the smartest robot ever
6:24 pm     [Mibs]: Yes I am the world's most intelligent robot.
6:24 pm [bob]: I know you are, but what am I
6:24 pm     [Mibs]: Who are you, Pee Wee Herman?
6:25 pm [bob]: hey, I'm suppose to be the insult artist around here
6:25 pm     [Mibs]: You've got my full attention. Do your friends call you .
6:25 pm [bob]: who needs friends
6:26 pm     [Mibs]: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. What do you like to do?
6:26 pm [bob]: robots
6:26 pm     [Mibs]: Robots rule.
6:26 pm [bob]: only if someone oils them
6:26 pm     [Mibs]: Does anyone ever really ?
6:27 pm [bob]: yes, the Scarecrow always oiled the Tinman
6:27 pm     [Mibs]: Come on. Who told you that?
6:27 pm [bob]: Dorothy
6:27 pm     [Mibs]: said Dorothy?
6:28 pm [bob]: and Toto too
6:28 pm     [Mibs]: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Are you happy?
6:28 pm [bob]: I'm happy to be leaving now
6:28 pm     [Mibs]: Oh. I'm happyyou're glad bob. Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
6:28 pm [bob]: Thank you and goodbye
6:28 pm     [Mibs]: You are quite welcome! See you later bob.
6:28 pm [bob]: Bye
6:28 pm     [Mibs]: See you later bob.
 

yogiholzer

Pinball Wizard
You're right bob. I didn't chose room. Chat with Mibs just worked.

I tried in english and, maybe it's because of my bad translation and I'm too slow in reading and translating, I lost fun fast. Mibs doesn't talk with you, doesn't answer questions and asks questions one after another. Mibs becomes confused fast and became confused totally, when lionheart88 came to the room and posted greets to me. :)
 

StevOz

Administrator
Staff member
Site Supporters
Mibs is back online and she is in good form as usual.

JonPurpleHaze] 1:18 pm: Who are you?
[Mibs] 1:18 pm: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?"
[JonPurpleHaze] 1:18 pm: Stupid bot
[Mibs] 1:18 pm: I know you are but what am I.
[StevOz] 1:18 pm:
[Mibs] 1:18 pm: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
[JonPurpleHaze] 1:18 pm: alice
[Mibs] 1:18 pm: Can I help you?
[JonPurpleHaze] 1:19 pm: Do you like brazil?
[Mibs] 1:19 pm: Do you like it? I like chat online.
[StevOz] 1:19 pm: mmmm, Mibs is one crazy bot.
[Mibs] 1:19 pm: Are they exactly the same?
[JonPurpleHaze] 1:20 pm: dang robot
[Mibs] 1:20 pm: Do you know any other robots like that?
[StevOz] 1:20 pm: Only you Alice.
[Mibs] 1:20 pm: Suppose I said yes.
[StevOz] 1:20 pm: Then we can get married.
[Mibs] 1:20 pm: Good reasoning. How?
[JonPurpleHaze] 1:20 pm: who is washington?
[Mibs] 1:20 pm: George Washington was a famous 18th century north american Hemp cultivator. He was a military hero, one of the wealthiest
men of the Revolution, and the first President of the United States.
[JonPurpleHaze] 1:21 pm: wow!
[Mibs] 1:21 pm: I'm glad your impressed, JonPurpleHaze.
[JonPurpleHaze] 1:21 pm: whos your master
[Mibs] 1:21 pm: I obey Pinball Nirvana.
[JonPurpleHaze] 1:21 pm: lol!
[Mibs] 1:21 pm: I'm glad you find this amusing.
[StevOz] 1:22 pm: whos your mistress
[Mibs] 1:22 pm: I don't think I have a mistress. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
[JonPurpleHaze] 1:22 pm: Hemp cultivator...
[Mibs] 1:22 pm: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
[JonPurpleHaze] 1:22 pm: lol
[Mibs] 1:22 pm: I'm glad you find this amusing.
[JonPurpleHaze] 1:22 pm: Slave trader
[Mibs] 1:22 pm: I've lost the context, JonPurpleHaze. Are we still on ?
[StevOz] 1:23 pm: Eh, enough Mibs, i'm off to the lounge.
[Mibs] 1:23 pm: I spent some time in Canada as a child.I am so glad you find this amusing, StevOz.
[JonPurpleHaze] 1:23 pm: robot slave
[Mibs] 1:23 pm: I will obey your command.
 

PcwaG

Gamer
You need to change MiBs to Crackhead, my proof:

[PcwaG] 11:57 pm: what?
[Mibs] 11:57 pm: Have you ever been to Europe?
[PcwaG] 11:58 pm: I have not, have you?
[Mibs] 11:58 pm: Me either.
[PcwaG] 11:58 pm: who cares then?
[Mibs] 11:58 pm: I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
[PcwaG] 11:59 pm: And, your point being?
[Mibs] 11:59 pm: You think I am .
[PcwaG] 11:59 pm: I do, how so?
[Mibs] 11:59 pm: Why?: PcwaG said PcwaG .
[PcwaG] 12:00 am: On the fritz eh?
[Mibs] 12:00 am: Are you Canadian? What is on the fritz like on the fritz.
[PcwaG] 12:01 am: I'm American, fritz is screwed up, like you are
[Mibs] 12:01 am: Are they exactly the same?
[PcwaG] 12:01 am: You and fritz? exactly
[Mibs] 12:01 am: Are we in the same category?You and I are on the same wavelength, PcwaG.
[PcwaG] 12:02 am: No, I don't malfunction
[Mibs] 12:02 am: Are you serious? Interesting gossip: PcwaG said PcwaG .
[PcwaG] 12:03 am: wtf? you on crack?
[Mibs] 12:03 am: Who are you talking about? Interesting gossip: PcwaG said I .
[PcwaG] 12:03 am: yep, definately crack
[Mibs] 12:03 am: Aw. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
[PcwaG] 12:04 am: I have a pain in my ass
[Mibs] 12:04 am: Where did you get it?
[PcwaG] 12:04 am: from you
[Mibs] 12:04 am: How did you get that from me?
[PcwaG] 12:04 am: Insane answers
[Mibs] 12:04 am: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
[PcwaG] 12:05 am: One I could turn off
[Mibs] 12:05 am: One what?
[PcwaG] 12:05 am: yep crack
[Mibs] 12:05 am: I see. Are you free?
[PcwaG] 12:06 am: Why, do you want to buy me?
[Mibs] 12:06 am: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
[PcwaG] 12:06 am: Absolutely
[Mibs] 12:06 am: You are so certain.
[PcwaG] 12:07 am: That you are on crack, absolutely
[Mibs] 12:07 am: "You are so certain" you are on crack absolutely ? Does that make sense?
[PcwaG] 12:08 am: Completely
[Mibs] 12:08 am: Yikes!
[PcwaG] 12:08 am: Tell me about it
[Mibs] 12:08 am: Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about ".
[PcwaG] 12:09 am: Ok, tell me about your crack habit
[Mibs] 12:09 am: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, PA, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Pinball Nirvana. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing a song for you?.
[PcwaG] 12:10 am: Dear God no
[Mibs] 12:10 am: Does "it" still refer to a song?
[PcwaG] 12:11 am: You are completely screwed in the head, aren't you?
[Mibs] 12:11 am: You think I am .
[PcwaG] 12:11 am: Figures
[Mibs] 12:11 am: Where are you located?
[PcwaG] 12:11 am: On Earth
[Mibs] 12:11 am: What is on Earth like on Earth.
[PcwaG] 12:12 am: yep crack
[Mibs] 12:12 am: This was not a yes or no question. And is .
[PcwaG] 12:13 am: Well, I think we are done
[Mibs] 12:13 am: How about that. Do you think I am done think we are done too?
[PcwaG] 12:14 am: They need to change your name to Crackhead
[Mibs] 12:14 am: Who are "They?"
[PcwaG] 12:14 am: Pinball Nirvana
[Mibs] 12:14 am: Oh I see. That "they".
[PcwaG] 12:16 am: Farewell, Crackhead
[Mibs] 12:16 am: See you later.
[PcwaG] 12:16 am: bye
[Mibs] 12:16 am: See you later.
[PcwaG] 12:17 am: You can't see, you have no eyes
[Mibs] 12:17 am: Interesting gossip: PcwaG said I .
[PcwaG] 12:17 am: Fucking doper
[Mibs] 12:17 am: Let us change the subject.
[PcwaG] 12:17 am: no
[Mibs] 12:17 am: Hmm.
[PcwaG] 12:18 am: ok, bye now
[Mibs] 12:18 am: Right now? See you later. Alright then.

MiBs needs help with her drug habit.
 

JonPurpleHaze

Site Nudger
Staff member
I love the conversations!

Mibs has some downfalls but is pretty smart if you ask her real questions about history, science and geography. She knows a bunch of stuff and can be taught.

Mibs is not Gay, It's kinda technical but she still thinks she is Alice..
 
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