Hurricane Stress Test, In 2 Parts . . . A Gag

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Hurricane Stress Test

I'm not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate. Read
the full description before looking at the picture.

The picture below has 2 almost identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress level at St. Mary's Hospital. Look at both dolphins
jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical.

A closely monitored, scientific study of a group revealed that in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins.

If there are many differences found between both dolphins, it means that the person is experiencing a great amount of stress.

Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences
you may want to take a vacation.

Stress test photo in next post.

tiltjlp
 
Now if you see any differences, you are stressed out big time. :twisted:
 

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Look the same to me!!
 
Either take you mask off, or get your eyes checked, Bob. :p

John
 
Ok, the one on the right might be a female.
 
What dolphin?
 

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Doh!.....wipeout....

Actually you just don't realise how big and powerful these flippers are until you have one popup along side ya....damn amazing, only happened a few times, though rather makes one know they rule the oceans. :)
 
Hey Steve, did you goof up and double stick that picture, or am I supposed to try and find something different between them? Don't want to strain my eyes looking for something that isn't there.

John
 
I think the one on the left has mad cow disease. :p
 
tiltjlp said:
Hey Steve, did you goof up and double stick that picture, or am I supposed to try and find something different between them? Don't want to strain my eyes looking for something that isn't there.

John

Sure did errr goof, fixed now. :)

Must have eaten some bad beef jerky. :p
 
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