tiltjlp
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This is a good joke, just a bit more suited for the Junk Yard than the Back Fence.
> > > A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous so
he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves ...
> > >
> > > "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
> > >
> > > "No, I don't."
> > >
> > > "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank
of latex
and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands,
let them
dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right
size."
> > >
> > > She didn't crack a smile.
> > >
> > > "Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
> > >
> > > But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the
procedure, she
burst out laughing.
> > >
> > > "What's so funny?" he asked.
> > >
> > > "I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
> > > A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous so
he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves ...
> > >
> > > "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
> > >
> > > "No, I don't."
> > >
> > > "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank
of latex
and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands,
let them
dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right
size."
> > >
> > > She didn't crack a smile.
> > >
> > > "Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
> > >
> > > But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the
procedure, she
burst out laughing.
> > >
> > > "What's so funny?" he asked.
> > >
> > > "I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"