tiltjlp
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Seems like the winter blahs have settled in here, so I thought I'd liven things up a bit with some jokes I've received recently.
Subject: Visit to the Rodeo
> >
> >
> > A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first
> > exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went
> > up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that
> > said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."
> >
> > "The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and
> > said, "He mated 50 times last year."
> >
> > They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached
> > that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year.
> >
> > "The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's
> > more than twice a week!
> > You could learn a lot from him."
> >
> > They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached
> > that said, in capital letters,
> > "This bull mated 365 times last year."
> >
> > The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her
> > husband's ribs, said, "That's
> > once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this
> > one."
> >
> > The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him
> > if it was with the same cow?"
> >
> >
> > *NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from
> > critical to stable and he should eventually make a full
> > recovery.
John
Subject: Visit to the Rodeo
> >
> >
> > A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first
> > exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went
> > up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that
> > said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."
> >
> > "The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and
> > said, "He mated 50 times last year."
> >
> > They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached
> > that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year.
> >
> > "The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's
> > more than twice a week!
> > You could learn a lot from him."
> >
> > They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached
> > that said, in capital letters,
> > "This bull mated 365 times last year."
> >
> > The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her
> > husband's ribs, said, "That's
> > once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this
> > one."
> >
> > The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him
> > if it was with the same cow?"
> >
> >
> > *NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from
> > critical to stable and he should eventually make a full
> > recovery.
John