tiltjlp
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You know folks, maybe we owe this oddball Neptune character a debt of thanks in a weird sort of way. Maybe we should make him our forum mascot. Sure, he has no concept who to write proper English, and all the pix of women he posts look like something the dog would drag out to the dung heap and bury, but he has given us all something to rally against . . . him.
Like Davidsss posted in another thread, Neptune probably just needs a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in.jpg. Great line David! And as irritating and uninformed our opinionated Mr Neptune is, at least you have to admit that he can take it as good as he dishes it out. And just maybe if we make him our mascot or sort of a poster boy, it'll pump up his fragile ego enoughthat he'll slither back under whichever rock he came from.
Now surely we should take pity on this Neptune character, I mean what kind of life must he have to hang around a pinball forum when as he's admitted, he isn't really very interested in pinball. He seems like a lonely, pathetic, hopeless little mama's boy who probably sits at his computer in his aunts silk undies wishing he had a life, but knowing if he leaves his room the neighborhood girls will depants him and sic a vicious puppy dog on him.
So rather than shun him for the lop-eared cross dresser he probably is, lets feed his shattered little self image, so that eventually he might be able to become a somewhat productive member of society, selling half-used pencils on the street corner. With the holiday season approaching, lets adopt this sick-in-the-head odd fellow and try to guide him toward the path of enlightenment. Although Neptune doesn't seem as bright as a burned out Christmas tree light, we can consider ourselves lucky that, this being cyber space, we'll never have to meet him in real life. He reminds me of a toy dump truck I had when I was a boy, it only had three wheels and was usually filled with dirt and junk. I kept that toy dump truck around because I felt sorry for it, although it was totally useless.
John
Like Davidsss posted in another thread, Neptune probably just needs a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in.jpg. Great line David! And as irritating and uninformed our opinionated Mr Neptune is, at least you have to admit that he can take it as good as he dishes it out. And just maybe if we make him our mascot or sort of a poster boy, it'll pump up his fragile ego enoughthat he'll slither back under whichever rock he came from.
Now surely we should take pity on this Neptune character, I mean what kind of life must he have to hang around a pinball forum when as he's admitted, he isn't really very interested in pinball. He seems like a lonely, pathetic, hopeless little mama's boy who probably sits at his computer in his aunts silk undies wishing he had a life, but knowing if he leaves his room the neighborhood girls will depants him and sic a vicious puppy dog on him.
So rather than shun him for the lop-eared cross dresser he probably is, lets feed his shattered little self image, so that eventually he might be able to become a somewhat productive member of society, selling half-used pencils on the street corner. With the holiday season approaching, lets adopt this sick-in-the-head odd fellow and try to guide him toward the path of enlightenment. Although Neptune doesn't seem as bright as a burned out Christmas tree light, we can consider ourselves lucky that, this being cyber space, we'll never have to meet him in real life. He reminds me of a toy dump truck I had when I was a boy, it only had three wheels and was usually filled with dirt and junk. I kept that toy dump truck around because I felt sorry for it, although it was totally useless.
John
Motherfuc*ers!!! Basically I was thinkin' of doing a 'hot Greeks' site as a joke - I got this great pic of a WOG gal on a beach, etc (gotta' find it). I do find it a wee bit odd y'all poke fun at me 4 cheesecake when this very site has some 4 it's icon - Antonio Vargas I believe - more at 
