neptuneholographics
Pinball Wizard
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Howdy pard-ners! I got some groovy pinball game ideas 4 ya hungry minds... please let me know if N E of these already exist! If not, maybe some programmer/pinballer dude would like 2 make something like this:
1) Pornoball!
Have tits 4 bumpers, legs for walls, cocks &/or legs 4 flippers - & lots of moans, groans, shrieks n' other silly noises as games progress. The ball(s) sould also be tits (sometimes) - rolling tits - but mostly white sperm with fluttering tail(s)! LOL!!! This would B 1 seriously silly game! 
Oh, and at some points in the game, parts could squirt - if yaknowadimean. Oh don't forget the pussy ball capture challenge! (OMG) U know - like Haunted Hill or Black Hole - where sometimes U play a second field. There R so many angles 2 this game - what's behind door number 1, 2, 3 - or more like how 2 hit those targets.
Hey reminds me of that pinball game "The Simpsons". N E 1 played that? It's always going 'Come again! Come again!" what a dirty game.
2) Satan!
Whoa no! Watch out 4 the demon seed - uh huh. Satan game would B as if in hell - fires lapping at the components. Perhaps, a white ball 4 good contrast with the reds and yellows. Naturally there would B lava chutes and tridents and demon tails flicking things around - and a big gaping devil mouth or 2 gobbling up and spitting out balls &/or fire. I'm thinking this should B a slick (not as ugly) variant of the sort of sets U C in live stage sets 4 the band 'White Zombie' - that, and of course the hot rod / pinup artist 'Coop'.
3) Hyperball! :) N E 1 ever played that game? It was sort of like a shooting gallery on speed - lots of moving targets (pointers move and U R supposed 2 hit the doors they point 2) & 2 hand-aimed guns. 1 could B controled with the mouse - or perhaps both simultaneously - or at user option. 1 of the cool things about it was 2 get high points U needed 2 think with both hands and eyes independently - 2 targets at once all the time - one hand pointing here, the other there, always acquiring new targets, etc.
SOme ideas 4 y'all! :idea:
P.S.: I know a bunch of dorks R looking at this right now (U know who U R) thinking up insults 'Y don't U do it then' bla bla bla. Just save the space and ignore this post if U could - save it 4 somebody who cares. This is 4 people who care, and like the idea(s). Feel free 2 pick it up and run with it if U like it :)
L8R!~
1) Pornoball!
Have tits 4 bumpers, legs for walls, cocks &/or legs 4 flippers - & lots of moans, groans, shrieks n' other silly noises as games progress. The ball(s) sould also be tits (sometimes) - rolling tits - but mostly white sperm with fluttering tail(s)! LOL!!! This would B 1 seriously silly game! Oh, and at some points in the game, parts could squirt - if yaknowadimean. Oh don't forget the pussy ball capture challenge! (OMG) U know - like Haunted Hill or Black Hole - where sometimes U play a second field. There R so many angles 2 this game - what's behind door number 1, 2, 3 - or more like how 2 hit those targets.Hey reminds me of that pinball game "The Simpsons". N E 1 played that? It's always going 'Come again! Come again!" what a dirty game.
2) Satan!
Whoa no! Watch out 4 the demon seed - uh huh. Satan game would B as if in hell - fires lapping at the components. Perhaps, a white ball 4 good contrast with the reds and yellows. Naturally there would B lava chutes and tridents and demon tails flicking things around - and a big gaping devil mouth or 2 gobbling up and spitting out balls &/or fire. I'm thinking this should B a slick (not as ugly) variant of the sort of sets U C in live stage sets 4 the band 'White Zombie' - that, and of course the hot rod / pinup artist 'Coop'.3) Hyperball! :) N E 1 ever played that game? It was sort of like a shooting gallery on speed - lots of moving targets (pointers move and U R supposed 2 hit the doors they point 2) & 2 hand-aimed guns. 1 could B controled with the mouse - or perhaps both simultaneously - or at user option. 1 of the cool things about it was 2 get high points U needed 2 think with both hands and eyes independently - 2 targets at once all the time - one hand pointing here, the other there, always acquiring new targets, etc.
SOme ideas 4 y'all! :idea:
P.S.: I know a bunch of dorks R looking at this right now (U know who U R) thinking up insults 'Y don't U do it then' bla bla bla. Just save the space and ignore this post if U could - save it 4 somebody who cares. This is 4 people who care, and like the idea(s). Feel free 2 pick it up and run with it if U like it :)
L8R!~
Yes I know several tables give U ... several different tables - but the idea of having them transition DURING play - do U know the code that can do that or where I can learn how? I did create a table - it was a cross between Hyperball and Black Knight - it was the best! :)) However, I accidentally delted it - which was what gave me the idea 2 create a centralized archive 4 all the free software pinball tables - so other people won't lose their stuff by accident &/or can always find what they want :) In about a year or so probably there will B a copy of them all there - for 'archiving'.
