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Shadow

AKA Nicky Special
HA . . .HA . . .HA . . .HA . . .HA . . .HA . . .

W-a-all hello Clarice . . .

. . .do you think you can dissect me with your blunt little tool . . .??

A census-taker tried to test me once and I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti . . .

. . .f.f.f.f.f.f.f.f.f.f.f.f. . . . . .

So long . . .cocksuckers . . .!!!!!!

HA . . .HA . . .HA . . .HA . . .HA . . .HA . . .HA . . . . . . .
 

bob

Add-a-ball specialist
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I have a feeling Lizzie will regain control over the shadow soon :)
 

StevOz

Administrator
Staff member
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TART! :blowme:

Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

Q. What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick?
A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your check.

Q. How is a woman like a laxative?
A. They both irritate the shit out of you.

Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A. It's Braille for "suck here".

Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.

Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
A. Lipstick.

Q. Why do women have tits?
A. So men will talk to them.

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin?
A. You come in one and go in the other.

Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.

Q. What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
A. Money.

Q. Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?
A. They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After 5 years your job will still suck.

Q. What's the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence.
 

panda55

Pinball Wizard
Why don't women fart in public?

They never keep their mouth shut long enough to build up any back-pressure.
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panda55

Pinball Wizard
G'day Shadow

Did you know the inmates tried to have a coup while you were gone?

It was a tight struggle which came down to a secret ballot and I am glad to say you one by two votes.

Leo is really pissed. :p
 
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