Shadow
AKA Nicky Special

Right, here's a good tip for any hungry bastards out there . . .
. . .get two slices of granary bread and spread sweet pickle on one and mustard on the other. Next place some cheddar cheese in the sandwich and garnish with a layer of strawberry jam.
And here's the tip . . .don't eat it, cos it tastes fuckin' 'orrible . . .
(And don't drop any on yer dick . . .causes knobwarts and japseye rash
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. . .get two slices of granary bread and spread sweet pickle on one and mustard on the other. Next place some cheddar cheese in the sandwich and garnish with a layer of strawberry jam.
And here's the tip . . .don't eat it, cos it tastes fuckin' 'orrible . . .

(And don't drop any on yer dick . . .causes knobwarts and japseye rash