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Top 16 Country Songs

tiltjlp

PN co-founder
I'm taking a break from the Internet while a friend is in town for a week, but I had to post this. Not being into country music I don't know if they're for real or not. See y'all Saturday.

John

Top 16 Country Songs

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number one country song is. . .

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few
 

JonPurpleHaze

Site Nudger
Staff member
Looks real to me but I ain't country....

How about my pickup rammed yer home but yer won't home so a few animals r ded from ur porch..
 
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