Hay Now!!!
I'm part Irish, Steve, and I'd take offense if there wasn't a bit of truth in your post, at least for me. In fact, I tried to do just what your Virus Warning asked, but I couldn't figure how to get my eraser inside the computer. So instead, I cleaned my monitor, and at least a few things are a bit clearer to me now.
You and Bob should team up as the Joke Brothers.
John