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Visit to a doctor (joke)

kristian

Pinball Wizard
A middle aged man in his fifties recently picked a new primary care doctor.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said he was doing "fairly well" for his age.

A little concerned about that comment, he couldn't resist asking the doctor, "Do you think I'll live to be 90?"

The Doc asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"

"Oh no," he replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."

Then the doc asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

He said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking,
or bicycling?"

"No, I don't," he said.

The Doc asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," he said. "I don't do any of those things."

The doc looked at the man and said, "Then, why do you give a shit?"
 
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