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your wife has been bugging you for days to take her to the laundromat to wash all the blankets from your manly king sized bed. you remember that the laundromat has your favorite pool themed pinball machine and agree to go. you load all your wash into your primer grey trans-am , you and your wife head off to the laundromat. once at the laundromat you un-load all the laundry , and your wife asks you what washing machines you want to use. you spot the largest manly sized washing machine you can find and shove all your wash in it and start it running. its time for pinball you say to yourself , you walk over to the pinball area , and low and behold the pinball machine is being worked on by a highly attractive , buxom , female pinball tech. so you sit and watch her try to fix the machine but she doesnt have a clue as to what she is doing. you want to play some pinball before the washing machine is done and your wife comes over to ask you to un-load it. you want to let this diode changing diva know how you feel about her weak technical skills , but how do you accomplish this in a manly manor? follow along in your manly manual and repeat after me. #1 wow thats really a nice rack , and the one on the backglass is nice too. #2 hey yummy britches i'd like to check out your playfield. #3 hey smacker pants i got a plunger tip for you to check out RIGHT HEERE. use any or all of these three phrases in just such a situation , and moments later when your wife comes over to get you and tell you that the washing machine has stopped and wants you to un-load it , but cant find you , and the attract mode of the pinball machine mysteriously sounds like your voice , because your body has been shoved inside it. the female pinball tech will have no doubts as to what kind of man you really are. this is mr. manly saying BE MANLY AND GOOD DAY.
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