A PINBALL HOMAGE FOR MR MANLY PART VI

[pinballdaveh]

and now another edition of how to be manly. after a hard days work you are ready for a few brews before you go home. you drive up to your favorite drinking establishment THE STUMBLE INN & PUKE. after drinking at the bar for a while you hear someone playing pinball in the bars game room. you go into the game room to see a pretty young girl playing fish tales. as you watch her for a while you decide that this pinball playing princess could use a dose of your manliness. but how do you accomplish this in a manly manner. follow along in your manly manual and repeat after me. #1 i bet your nickname is prison chum because you remind me of jail bait. #2 hey sugar cakes i got a trouser trout you can catch RIGHT HEERE. #3 hey babe why don't you put your largemouth on the blow hole of my sperm whale. after getting no reaction from these three phrases you try for one more line. #4 i wouldn't want to get involved with that red snapper, PERIOD. use any or all of these phrases in just such a situation , and seconds later when you are screaming out in pain when the young girl shows off her fish gutting technique on your stomach , the young girl will have no doubts as to what kind of man you really are. this is mr. manly saying BE MANLY AND GOOD DAY.

 

[Isaac Sauvage]

holy mackerel. i guess it wasn't the time and plaice. but it was worth a try just for the halibut.