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the star trek sci-fi event is in town. so you put on your captain kirk outfit and drive to the event. once inside you are impressed by all the great memorabilia on display. there is even some of the star trek casts signing autographs on pictures and t shirts. you see the original series star trek pinball machine and start playing. you hear over the loudspeaker that the enterprise bridge simulator is now open so you go check it out. you pay your twenty dollars for ten minutes. what could be manlier than sitting in the captains chair and ordering alien ships to be destroyed. your time is up and a lady in some kind of star trek outfit walks up to you sitting in the captains chair and says its my turn. who and what are you supposed be, you say. i am captain janeway of voyager she says. a lady captain , thats almost as ridiculous as a lady president you shout. anyway its my turn , so get up she says. you want to let this lady captain know how you feel about her invasion to an obvious dominant male role , but how do you accomplish this in a manly manner. follow along in your manly manual and repeat after me. #1 hey lady captain your sex life reminds me of the opening line to star trek , WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE. #2 the only way you will ever get laid is to phaser stun a male crew member and have your way with him. #3 hey plain jane i've got a captains log for you to klingon to RIGHT HEERE. use any or all of these phrases in just such a situation , and seconds later as you feel like you are traveling thru space at warp speed , as you are yanked out of your captains chair and go crashing into the view screen and the lady captain sits down and orders you to be destroyed by photon torpedo fire. the lady captain will have no doubts as to what kind of man you really are. this is mr manly saying BE MANLY AND GOOD DAY.
