A PINBALL HOMAGE FOR MR. MANLY PART XIII

[pinballdaveh]

And now another edition of how to be manly, you are shopping at your local department store looking for pinball based mancave accessories. After awhile you are getting hungry and go into the subway sub shop thats in the store. You go up to the ordering counter and are greeted by a highly attractive female sandwich maker. You think that this sandwich making sweetheart could use a dose of your manliness, but how do you accomplish this in a manly manner. Follow along in your manly manual and repeat after me. #1 hey yummy britches, after looking at your hot body for a while I’ll have a footlong I can offer you RIGHT HEERE. #2 let’s play make an Italian sandwich ,you open up your buns and I’ll insert my hot sausage. #3 hey smacker pants the sign says you can get extra meat, I’ll bet that’s what you wish your boyfriend had during sex. Use any or all of these phrases in just such a situation and seconds later as you are frantically running around the sub shop in pain when 2 marinara covered meatballs are shoved into your eyes, the female sandwich maker will have no doubts as to what kind of man you really are. This is mr. manly saying BE MANLY AND GOOD DAY.