* Eduard Der Haschischhund:Eduard was a hashish dogHis mouth was a snoutAnd Eduard was on top of itA huge olfactory organHad Eduard smelled something?He got a bone for itEven the smallest crumb of shitSo Eduard came alongEdward thought it was a gameAnd the bone was the targetThat turned Eduard onAnd so he quickly learned:Especially with guys who smell somethingYou really have to sniff itSoon he could see it in their eyesWithout any olfactory organEduard (ssmh-ssmh, row-row!)Eduard (ssmh-ssmh, row-row!)Eduard (ssmh-ssmh, row-row!)Edward (row-row!)Eduard was a good dogNever asked whyBecause he was in all these yearsAlways had a good ride with itHad Eduard smelled something?He got a bone for itSometimes he got twoThat was enough for EduardEduard (ssmh-ssmh, row-row!)Eduard (ssmh-ssmh, row-row!)Eduard (ssmh-ssmh, row-row!)Edward (row-row!)But then, one summer nightSomething woke up in EduardDidn’t smell anything todayHad no bone todayEduard, the animal, thought to himselfGood God, what am I doing here?I always do my dutyBut you won’t be thankedEduard (ssmh-ssmh, row-row!)Eduard (ssmh-ssmh, row-row!)Eduard (ssmh-ssmh, row-row!)Edward (row-row!)I didn’t just want to parry anymoreWant to try something differentHad beyond the boneSmelled something betterThat’s why the next time you find something biggerEdward the hashish dogDon’t just stick your nose inBut secretly licked itEduard (ssmh-ssmh, row-row!)Eduard (ssmh-ssmh, row-row!)Eduard (ssmh-ssmh, row-row!)Edward (row-row!)What came next was so beautifulThen Eduard saw itThat it’s of no use to anyoneIf a customs officer steals it.Put an end to the drug warAnd left with the next freakWho then named him AbraxasAnd bought him a purple collarHe came to a farmAnd lived there as a philosopherWell-liked, almost a starFor his great gift wasThat he, whether meadow, street, beachFound a crumb everywhereAnd so there was always something to snack onIn Hashischeduard’s cheek pocketsEduard (ssmh-ssmh, row-row!)Eduard (ssmh-ssmh, row-row!)Eduard (ssmh-ssmh, row-row!)Edward (row-row!)Edward (row-row!)