How to Tell When Chicks and Dudes Are Over the Hill

[sleepy]

Chicks:

When she can no longer hitch a ride with The Impala Dude.

When she dresses up in hot pants, same as before, but ends up
taking the bus.

When she insults the boys...and they don't care.

Dudes:

When he has to ask his buddy, "Was it Good?"

 

[GSGregg]

When she's still big and nasty, but no longer a redhead.....



when he no longer says, "I Love L.A."

 

[faralos]

When you must wake up to enjoy New years Eve!

like the saying 'Middle Ages' cause that's where it shows first!

if she asks, "do these make me look fat'? and you hesitate...

 

[faralos]

When she starts to look more and more like her mom

 

[GSGregg]

if she asks, "do these make me look fat'? and you hesitate...

If she gets to the 'fat' and you're still in the room.....