Testing

[bob]

She passed the test :hearteyes:

 

[tiltjlp]

What sort of grade did she make?

John

 

[bob]

What sort of grade did she make?

John

She got an "A" for getting dressed faster than I could find the digital camera. The headboard messed her hair up and Yes.... I put that smile on her face....

....maybe not 8)

 

[StevOz]

Looks more like a Double D+ to me.

 

[kristian]

Huge "dairies" aren't particularly appealing to me. I like fit girls with midsize tits.

She looks like she's from a 70'S Bond movie. Nice girl though...

 

[marv75]

Holy smokes Bob, that's enough to get me hard. God it's been 4 years or so and it doesn't take much. But after my divorce I have procalimed all women are evil. I still want them, but really don't, ya know what I mean? All the broads between 20 - 30 are plain idiotic. They all have like 2- 4 kids by the time they're 19 and expect the government to support them. I definitely don't want to be a part of that!!
So hell I don't even try anymore. I haven't gone gay, I'm just one-handed sexual if ya get my drift. :D

 

[PacDude]

I hear ya Marv. I've largely given up on women also. They never seem to be attracted to my personality. I've been told I'm too nice. If they only knew....

Besides, I hate buying them stuff and I don't want kids so that really limits my pool to begin with. I'm always attracted to the wrong type anyway (the last one was married, self-centered and a total bitch.... I totally adored her.... )

Diseases, unwanted pregancies, responsibility for children....ack. I say talk to the hand!

Frankly, I'm pro masturbation. I think a lot more kids would have a lot less actual sex (with the above associated problems) if there wasn't this taboo on it, especially from religious circles. They should promoting it for goodness sake as an alternative to this just say no business that everyone ignores because everyone has urges. That Something About Mary movie had it right. Flog the log BEFORE you go on a date. Then you won't be just trying to get her into bed the entire time. Marriage should have real meaning, not just be about taking responsibility for accidental kids (ask my youngest half-sister. She had one while still in high school about a year ago....(sigh)).

I figure sexual desire is just another bodily function that has to be controlled like wanting to eat or sleep. Deal with it, watch the desire fade into nothing and then get back to something really enjoyable like pinball that never gets old. :evil:

 

[Shockman]

We need another smilie. ?

 

[Shockman]

We need another smilie. ?

Sorry for the dupe.

 

[tiltjlp]

We need another smilie. ?

If you really think we need more smilies, click on Jon's Smilie List at the top of the page for just about everything but the kitchen sink.

John

 

[tiltjlp]

I hear ya Marv. I've largely given up on women also. They never seem to be attracted to my personality. I've been told I'm too nice. If they only knew....

Besides, I hate buying them stuff and I don't want kids so that really limits my pool to begin with. I'm always attracted to the wrong type anyway (the last one was married, self-centered and a total bitch.... I totally adored her.... )

Diseases, unwanted pregancies, responsibility for children....ack. I say talk to the hand!

Frankly, I'm pro masturbation. I think a lot more kids would have a lot less actual sex (with the above associated problems) if there wasn't this taboo on it, especially from religious circles. They should promoting it for goodness sake as an alternative to this just say no business that everyone ignores because everyone has urges. That Something About Mary movie had it right. Flog the log BEFORE you go on a date. Then you won't be just trying to get her into bed the entire time. Marriage should have real meaning, not just be about taking responsibility for accidental kids (ask my youngest half-sister. She had one while still in high school about a year ago....(sigh)).

I figure sexual desire is just another bodily function that has to be controlled like wanting to eat or sleep. Deal with it, watch the desire fade into nothing and then get back to something really enjoyable like pinball that never gets old. :evil:

Can't argue with you Dude. According to every doctor I've ever talked to, it's a healthy alternative. So unless a person objects on a personal/religius level, it's not going to do any harm, and might even help. I'd think it would be the best way to keep horny men off the streets. No pun intended.

John

 

[Shockman]

We need another smilie. ?

If you really think we need more smilies, click on Jon's Smilie List at the top of the page for just about everything but the kitchen sink.

John

I know of those thanks. It was a joke. The one I had in mind would only fit in the Junk Yard. It's a big list, yes.

 

[kristian]

All the broads between 20 - 30 are plain idiotic.

Not true. And even if it WERE true... you want to discuss about Aristotele and Plato with them?

Most broads over 35 are just plain fat and ugly. Either they're divorced and have two kids or then they're just "trendy and single"... (read: fat and ugly)...

I'd do Halle Berry though.

 

[StevOz]

We shall become immortals.

 

[PacDude]

Too bad I'm not that crazy about breasts. I guess I don't get an aerobic workout. I like the female derrier the best, personally. Take me to Brazil....

 

[Shockman]

I like them a bit smaller.
Holy cow, I didn't know the pic was go big.

 

[GHoSTFaCe]

Too bad I'm not that crazy about breasts. I guess I don't get an aerobic workout. I like the female derrier the best, personally. Take me to Brazil....

On the other hand, apparently I'm going to live to be well over 100.