Ye gads, Steve! It's like someone made a creepy Benny Hill show for kids! What is it with the Kingdom and boobies? Y'all just can't get enough of them... Benny Hill, Page 2 Girls, Kylie Minogue... it's because of the Queen, right? Your ta-ta obsession is a symbol of the matriarchal monarchy that you're ruled by. Well, speaking for the rest of the colonists, I wish we had stuck around. Here in Northeast Korea, Hugh Hefner's putting clothes back on perfectly fine nikked women and he's selling his house. Add to that the fact that Bob Guccione and Penthouse are dead and gone and you know Larry's gonna cash in any day now. It all brings to mind the words of Don McLean:
I went down to the booby store
Where I saw the boobies years before
But the man there said the boobies wouldn't show