A little joke to all

[20degree]

I think it is maybe fine to put the joke here since it is: articles-editorials

Its a funny and at the same time stupid joke that a guy have told me.

Here is the joke:
Its a guy that want to buy a horse, so he get on the horse and say: Run horse, Run horse. But the horse dont move at all.

So the horse rider ask to the sale person how come he dont run by saying to run? The sale man say that for this horse to make it run you must say: Damn!

So the horse rider climb on the horse and say: Damn, Damn, Damn. The horse begin to run and run real fast.

Suddently the horse rider see that he is near the end of the road, because he see that he is getting closer of a high cliff.
So the horse rider say to the horse: Stop, Wooooohhh, Stop, Woooohhh

The horse stop on the edge of the very high cliff.

The horse rider so much scared looking the pit below and nervous then say: Damn!



Lollll

 

[Paolo]

Two friends (a jockey and a fan) meet at the bar drinking a couple of beers, the theme of their conversation is the jockey's horse.......the jockey's horse can no longer run and win a race.

Then.... the fan suggests to the jockey to take the horse to a vet who is a friend of the latter,the jockey takes the horse to this vet the next day.
The vet looking at the horse prescribes three pills, and explains to the jockey how and when to give these pills and their effect...... in this way;

First pill, before the race, you will see that the horse perks up, his ears (and something else too....

)straighten up!!
Second pill, immediately after the start, you will see that the horse starts running, running, running to win the race.
Third pill, according to your description....you will see that the horse will be faster than superman!!

So the vet explains the effects of the three pills to the jockey, who goes home very satisfied and happy!
A few days later, the jockey and the fan meet at the bar, and the fan (not having been able to be at the race) asks the jockey how the last race went, and if he had taken the horse to the vet... the jockey explains everything to the fan.

The jockey begins to tell the story.....,
My friend I gave the first pill to the horse and immediately the horse perked up,immediately after the start, I gave him the second pill.....and the horse started running and running, it seemed like he was flying...and we won the race.......

So as he tells the story, astonished and thrilled by the victory.......the fan taken by the story, stops to think for a moment, and asks;
Friend and the third pill???????
The jockey with all possible calm.....answers him; I ingested it myself to stop the horse!!!

 

[20degree]

Two friends (a jockey and a fan) meet at the bar drinking a couple of beers, the theme of their conversation is the jockey's horse.......the jockey's horse can no longer run and win a race.

Then.... the fan suggests to the jockey to take the horse to a vet who is a friend of the latter,the jockey takes the horse to this vet the next day.
The vet looking at the horse prescribes three pills, and explains to the jockey how and when to give these pills and their effect...... in this way;

First pill, before the race, you will see that the horse perks up, his ears (and something else too....

)straighten up!!
Second pill, immediately after the start, you will see that the horse starts running, running, running to win the race.
Third pill, according to your description....you will see that the horse will be faster than superman!!

So the vet explains the effects of the three pills to the jockey, who goes home very satisfied and happy!
A few days later, the jockey and the fan meet at the bar, and the fan (not having been able to be at the race) asks the jockey how the last race went, and if he had taken the horse to the vet... the jockey explains everything to the fan.

The jockey begins to tell the story.....,
My friend I gave the first pill to the horse and immediately the horse perked up,immediately after the start, I gave him the second pill.....and the horse started running and running, it seemed like he was flying...and we won the race.......

So as he tells the story, astonished and thrilled by the victory.......the fan taken by the story, stops to think for a moment, and asks;
Friend and the third pill???????
The jockey with all possible calm.....answers him; I ingested it myself to stop the horse!!!

 

[20degree]

 

[20degree]

I have an adult joke.
It's a men that enter in a doctor office and ask him if he can make him know his se-*-ual orientation

The doctor say yes it's possible to know your orientation.
So the doctor say to the patient, to undress; and the doctor put his gloves

The doctor touch his chest and say: say the number 33. The patient say: By saying the number 33, i can know my orientation? So the doctor say yes, say 33. So the patient say 33.

After the doctor touch his back and say to the patient say 33. So then he say the number 33.

Then the doctor put lower two fingers and enter them. The doctor say to the patient; say the number 33.

So the patient say: 1...2.....3....4....5....6....etc.

Lolll

 

[20degree]

I have an other joke.

Its two guys that discuss
One say to the other guy... So about the women you liked very much, what did hit you first?
So he reply: Her boyfriend damn

Lolll