A PINBALL HOMAGE FOR MR. MANLY PART V

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you have hit the heighth of your repair career as you have just accepted a position as arcade repair tech in las vegas for the Music Amusement Financial Inc of America vending company. you get a call that a machine is out of order at one of the casinos. you drive down the las vegas strip to the casinos rear service entrance. you get out your manly sized tool box and go in. this might not be a bad service call after all you say to yourself as you see many topless buxom beauties walking to their dressing room from their last performance. you finally get to the casinos arcade and check in with tony the arcade manager. tony walks you over to the machine thats out of order. its the brand new king of the road chopper style motorcycle arcade game with interactive video. you see the motorcycle seat on the floor and wonder what happened. you set the machine for video playback mode and you watch a biker and his large biker chick on the motorcycle. as you watch more of the video its all you do from bursting out in laughter as the biker chick pulls up her top showing off her biker chick boob tattoos, as the biker leans into a sharp turn and the biker chick falls off the seat bringing the biker and seat along with her. tony watches you re-attach the seat and you get on to test out the game. you want to let tony know how you feel about this service call but how do you accomplish this in a manly manor. follow along in your manly manual and repeat after me. #1 ive heard of the term hogs but i dont know if they mean the bikes or the biker chicks. #2 there should be a rider weight limit sign of one ton on this machine. #3 i thought i fealt an earthquake tremor just before i got this service call. use any or all of these phrases in just such a sitition and seconds later as you feel the realism of the video game because you have been lifted off the motorcycle seat and thrown into the video screen by the biker and his biker chick that have been waiting in the arcade to play the machine again. the biker, his biker chick, and tony will have no doubts as to what kind of man you really are. this is mr. manly saying BE MANLY AND GOOD DAY.