A PINBALL HOMAGE FOR MR MANLY PART X

[pinballdaveh]

and now another edition of how to be manly. you have been the creator of a highly popular pinball site for 13 years. you get a call from your server company and they want you to come to their company to discuss with you your website. they must want to give me some kind of award for your help to the pinball community you say to yourself. you drive your primer grey trans-am down to the server company and head inside. you ask the blonde girl at the front desk where the meeting room is , but she just says whatever. this girl is so clueless she thinks software means comfortable clothing. you find the meeting room , go in and sit down with all the server company executives. the last time you were in a room with many geeks is when you went to the computer convention to buy your computer. you are giddy with excitement as you wait for the head exec. to give you your award. instead he says that your server space has been sold to the flitboy interior design company , they signed a contract , and there is nothing they can do about it. you are outraged to hear this news and you want to let the head exec. know how you feel , but how do accomplish this in a manly manor. follow along in your manly manual and repeat after me. #1 that girl at the front desk looks lonely , im sure none of this geek squad will be asking her out any time soon. #2 so my site will go down , thats not the only thing goes down around here. #3 HEY GEEKMAN ive got a hard drive that you can byte RIGHT HEERE. use any or all of these phrases in just such a situation and later that week when you are standing in front of the judge awaiting the maximum sentence for blowing up the server company , the server company head exec. will have no doubts as to what kind of man you really are. this is MR. MANLY SAYING BE MANLY AND GOOD DAY.

 

[pinballdaveh]

and just before leaving the server building you say to the blonde girl at the front desk , i'd sure like to RAM my HARD DRIVE into your FLOPPY DISCS.

 

[Isaac Sauvage]

if any part of this goes wrong, feel free to exit via window...

 

[LeeVanCleef]

A primer-gray Trans Am! Well, we know it's not Itchigo! istoles:

 

[pinballdaveh]

thank you for posting that manly version of dumpster diving. good for evading an irate girlfriends husband or other such threats.

 

[Coil_Smoke]

DUMPSTER DIVING ​