A PINBALL HOMAGE FOR MR. MANLY PART XV

[pinballdaveh]

You are the cook at the popular chicken fast food restaurant in town enjoying a game of pinball in the game room during your break. After finishing playing you go back to the counter when a Muslim family comes in. The father explains that the chicken must be cut up a certain way to adheer to their religious halal beliefs before they can eat it. You want to let this entitled muslim know how you feel about his barbaric butchering but how do you accomplish this in a manly manner. Follow along in your manly manual, use any or all of these 3 phrases and repeat after me.
#1 I think you should go out to the parking lot because a police officer is trying to figure out where to put a ticket on your unregistered camel parked in the handicapped spot.
#2 Hey lady is that a hijab your wearing? That thing looks like a table cloth with a hole in it.
#3 Hey habib if I wanted to mutilate something I would cut up your daughter’s vagina, but I guess I’m too late for that.
So the muslims leave the restaurant mumbling something about infidel. And moments later as muslims are not fond of mushrooms they admire the mushroom shaped cloud that rises from the bombed restaurant. As the Muslim family will have no doubts as to what kind of man you really are.
Until next time this is MR MANLY saying BE MANLY AND GOOD DAY.

 

[Isaac Sauvage]

Savage.

 

[Isaac Sauvage]

Honestly, political correctness and x-treme proclivities aside, I kinda hope that *someone*, *somewhere* is tallying up this outrageous, hilarious, dark-comedy series of posts.

I mean yeah, it's good to be able to laugh at yourself sometimes, and also, appreciate a creative (borderline outrageous) ribbing upon your views. Like-- ooh, you consider yourself manly? Well now-- there's your first test!

But apart from that, yeah Dave H, I wonder and suspect if you're not officially Doctor Evil now. XD

 

[pinballdaveh]

Manliness is a matter of opinion. Sure I like manly things like American sports but not a big fan of the Olympic Games. I like working on cars and watching car races, but not nascar. I would rather watch NHRA nitro funny cars and dragsters are more exciting then a bunch of cars going around in circles. I like watching pro wrestling entertainment but can’t see spending money on their pay per view events. And as far as movies go you can’t go wrong with a great action movie.
After saying all this you should no doubts as to what kind of man I really am.
BE MANLY AND GOOD DAY