A Poor Boys Gravy for Christmas

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A Poor Boy's Gravy for Christmas

It was Winter, 1971 and I was 17. I had spent part of the Summer in Summer School, and the best of it pumping gas at a service station in Eagle Rock, Ca.
Then 12th grade started and I got really bummed out by it all. The fake people and their fancy ways with no one to relate to, and with a fickle non-girlfriend hanging around who was knocked-up by somebody else while she shacked up with an adult lesbian as a teen runaway so that she could avoid putting up with her stepfather was just too much, and so I just quit going to school for several weeks. It was depressing to go from a Summer job to threadbare schoolboy in the blink of an eye. I remember "celebrating" Thanksgiving that year by holding up at my Brother Al's apartment with a whole bottle of Akadama Royal Plum Wine from Japan. And the radio played Elton's, "Holiday Inn", Tull's "Aqualung" and "Alice's Restaurant".

That December, Brother Al got a temp job in downtown East Los Angeles, at the central freight yard guarding a mass shipment of Christmas Trees, nightly.
He was the night man in the yard, protecting those trees in near total darkness from prying hands, and one night I was invited to share the duty.

We got there around 10 P.M. Trees were everywhere among the towering box cars, like a transplanted forest.
Our post was a simple wood board guardhouse, very basic with alabaster slapped on it, and very small. It did include a Sparletts bottled water dispenser with a second hot water tap, and several boxes of nothing to eat but Green Pea and Ham Cup 'O Soup and a few saltine crackers, and I spent much of that night slurping Cup 'O Soup until I had the shits from it.

The weather that night was cold. 40 degrees Fahrenheit and it pierced right through me all night long, except for the portable heater which never warmed the guard shack at all. It warmed as you faced it while being pierced from all sides by arrows of near winter frost.

We brought along a cheap broken AM clock radio and spent most of the time listening to Top 40 hits and oldies, and retuning the cheap capacitor tuner to stay on frequency. It was the piercing cold, the shits, and Barbara Streisand's "Stoney End", Three Dog Night's, "Just an Old Fashioned Love Song" and "One", and a long forgotten tune, "1900 Yesterdays" by a "Carpenters" knock-off group. Toward the final few hours, I had been up all day, and I found myself falling asleep, then falling forward, but being awakened by the shock of the cold and not from the forward jerking slump of falling asleep while sitting upright.

The sun broke the night, with classic smog-laden golden red color, blazing and brilliant color. And we went home.

I made $5.

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sometimes you lose me, but you are an exceptional writer on the whole.

thank you, sleepy... arne.
 
40 degrees. Cold. You're adorable.
 
Eh it's 27 degrees here which is adorable, though this aint Kelvin. ;)
 
Aw Ruby. I started as a baby in Pennsylvania, so I know what 10 degrees feels like, as in "don't touch any metal with wet hands" and such, but I'm sure that your location will consider that I should be grateful for having such wonderful beach weather.
And I do not mean to imply The Great Lakes.

Thank you Ike for your kind words, but writing has little to do with it.
Experience is everything, though most things in life you shouldn't have to experience!
 
And Stev, I am assuming that your 27 is in Celsius as Australian Winters are the hot season there,
however, it is Winter in California and we had 80 Fahrenheit days up until today with "a cold snap" down to 60, but 2000 ft. up saw snow in the mountains.
 
Oh I remember the old F degrees like 40 years ago or so, when I was knee high to a grasshopper as they quip...often got close to 100F up there in the City of Perth, we used to ride in the morning on the inland breeze 15 kilometres, body surf for half the day then when the sea breeze came in hit the beach side arcades and play for long as we could on $2 or 10 credits or so as it was back then...then ride back with the sea breeze.:)
 
1 1 3 Degrees Fahrenheit , Whew

"All The Wrecks And Boiling diesels
Steamed At 45 Degrees"

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Hey there! Santa Monica Beach weather is reporting 40 F.
But the mountains are in the 20's and 30's, and the normally blistering San Bernadino Mountains just took the prize for the coldest winter storm nationwide. Colder than your area, and colder than a Witch's Ass.

Thank Cripes I'm in The San Fernando Valley where we are enjoying a warm and toasty 33 F.
 
The homes and apartments in this normally warm and arid State are so built, with little-to-no winter insulation as the result of cheap-ass construction.

So when the cold of the night screams, it screams right through the drywall and feels like a penetrating stab. It can feel very directional, and tangibly sharp, even at a measly 33 F. Wall heaters only produce a warm glow like that of a campfire, and central heat is on the other side, from the frigid walls to me.
 
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