All bans limited to 4 weeks.

[Pop Bumper Pete]

It would benefit us all if we (myself included) could learn to ignore him.
He has no intentions of obeying either the rules of any forum, or just common sense.

By responding to his posts, just encourages him to go further.
JPH has set up PN to be an open forum, and Shockman is, and will continue to take, advantage of this openness. He knows no matter how much he pushes, no matter how obscene he gets, he will be let back in.

Shockman has no respect for the VP community

 

[PacDude]

I think it would benefit us all to converse on a site where he IS banned since Jon thinks trolls and spammers deserve equal access here.

 

[JonPurpleHaze]

I apologize to nic and John, I don't believe that either of you are jerks and wanted to try and explain why i was so upset.

I didn't reverse or overrule StevOz's decision and feel there was some miscommunication going on, i support the admins Shockmans ban. I received a message about Shockman (or whatever his name is) complaining that he felt the added weeks ban for his alternate accounts was a retroactive rule so i asked them to consider reducing the ban to the original 4 weeks.

Yesterday, i had to try and ban his multiple IP's from the entire site (not just the forums) because he was posting comments directed at StevOz in some Flash Games because they appeared on the home page, that's also why the shoutbox was removed.

StevOz and Slapnuts have my complete support concerning their current and future banning decisions, i did try to retire (again!) but the site was hacked last month, a new admin was appointed and there are a lot of things that need to be updated and/or fixed.

Your jerk,
Jon

 

[Isaac Sauvage]

thanks jon, appreciated.

you've meant a great deal to the good of the VP scene so i'm much happier trying to be a friend than an enemy. hope the site is smooth sailing now so you can take a well-deserved break.

*raises mug of ale to a fellow jerk* :)

 

[tiltjlp]

I apologize to nic and John, I don't believe that either of you are jerks and wanted to try and explain why i was so upset.

I didn't reverse or overrule StevOz's decision and feel there was some miscommunication going on, i support the admins Shockmans ban. I received a message about Shockman (or whatever his name is) complaining that he felt the added weeks ban for his alternate accounts was a retroactive rule so i asked them to consider reducing the ban to the original 4 weeks.

Yesterday, i had to try and ban his multiple IP's from the entire site (not just the forums) because he was posting comments directed at StevOz in some Flash Games because they appeared on the home page, that's also why the shoutbox was removed.

StevOz and Slapnuts have my complete support concerning their current and future banning decisions, i did try to retire (again!) but the site was hacked last month, a new admin was appointed and there are a lot of things that need to be updated and/or fixed.

Your jerk,
Jon

Think what you will of me. I still request that my account be removed. I simply don't what to be a part of this site, given the way Shockman has messed it up.

John

 

[Slapnuts]

Thanks for your comments and support Jon, glad to see everyone making up!

 

[Shockman]

ukel:

 

[Slapnuts]

 

[Shockman]

Is that for me?

 

[Shockman]

uker:

 

[Shockman]

I'd rather have my sig. back, but you fuckers have to take something don't you? You have always got to leave enough to keep this fucking mess going. 'Oz said he did give it back, but he did not. Why do you have to keep something going like this.

 

[bob]

I see Shockie has returned.... I guess this means everyone has to use the word "fuck" in their posts now..... I was hoping for a new Shockie.....

 

[Shockman]

Me to Bob.

Did you notice it was a day an a half late. 'nuts says no big deal, he did not feel like doing it yesterday. You think I should be happy to hear that? you think there is any reason I should be 'new'? I do. I told 'Oz that I would drop everything and clean up my posts as well. You know his response? He said to you all that he would drop the ban if I promised some things? You know what he wanted me to promise? You are catching on. I don't know if he meant it and was just trying to make it look like it was his idea, or if he was pulling the same tricks that nicolas.b and fucking Pope did, he does say they did not lie to me you know. Anyway I did not want to take the chance to see that it was a trick. I really think it was. after all bob, I did make that promise, Steve would just have no part of it unless you bob thought it was his idea. You don't have to put the word Fuck in you post just because I did though. I was fucked over by this entire staff, all but AJ at VPF and one son of a bitch at PO, other than that, I'm all about pinball.

 

[bob]

They were late!! Those dirty fuckers!!

 

[Slapnuts]

It was only 1 day Shock, and I never said it was no big deal. What I "actually" said, not what Shock wants to think I said, was that I was enjoying Thanksgiving holiday weekend with my family and was not at the forums for any meaningful length of time yesterday, so I certainly was not thinking of you or your ban as I had forgotten all about it until I read through some topics this morning.

To be perfectly blunt, the rest of the staff does not appear to even here today (as they also have lives as well) so if I did not re-instate your account, you would not be able to post right now....So, your welcome

 

[bob]

BTW, I meant that "dirty fuckers" in the nicest way

I think you guys show extreme patience.... I'm just trying to liven up the place.

 

[Shockman]

I FUCKING KNOW I'M WELCOME 'NUTS. FUCK. It was a day and a half, what is the fucking point in lying about it. If it makes you happy tell yourself it was just a fucking day. It was a day and a half FUCKING LATE. If you can't handle the job of bans then drop it. If you can't do the job of ending them just fucking don't start them. If you don't want to undo them don't do them. I'm welcome for a day and a half late, fuck you.
Even if it was one fucking day it was a day too much, but it was a day and a half.
Thanksgiving, what a fucking joke, Thanks motherfucker.

 

[Shockman]

It was only 1 day Shock, and I never said it was no big deal. What I "actually" said, not what Shock wants to think I said, was that I was enjoying Thanksgiving holiday weekend with my family and was not at the forums for any meaningful length of time yesterday, so I certainly was not thinking of you or your ban as I had forgotten all about it until I read through some topics this morning.

To be perfectly blunt, the rest of the staff does not appear to even here today (as they also have lives as well) so if I did not re-instate your account, you would not be able to post right now....So, your welcome

It was a day and a half you stupid fuck. There is a record I assume. You said you do not apologize for it. That is why I say you think it was no big deal. You were on the site today, that is just another lie. I can see when you are online here. I have friends and family that have accounts for me, ones that you will never find out about. I know you were here. and I know that you could have and should have done you job.

I think you and that cocksucker 'Oz planed it like this. You knew that it was going to make me mad. And you love making me mad with lies, and tricks and this refusal to apologize for your refusal to end the ban when it was fucking over, so suck my fucking cock you piece of crap, and ban me for another 4 fucking weeks like you said you are going to do. At least be honest about it.

You can stick site rule one up you ass fucknuts.

 

[Shockman]

Look, I could have got online here. I have learned how to do that. IP, domain, it don't matter. I wanted this to be over as soon as possible, and that is why I stayed away (posting anyway). This is the thanks I get for that. I did my time as you wanted, as 'Oz wanted as Jon wanted, I did the ban instead of dropping the whole issue as I wanted and suggested. I told StevfuckingOz that I would spend as long as it took cleaning up the site and encourging the others that posted in those threads to help with that effort. I told him I was sure that it could have been done swiftly, but you all wanted to ban me instead. Fine. That's your choice not mine. I expected it to be over the 8th. Why? BECAUSE YOU ALL SAID IT WOULD BE OVER THE FUCKING 8TH. It was not so shut the fuck up about doing it again. Fucking warning me the first day I'm back because I'm not throwing you fucking hug smilies after delaying it for a fucking day and a half for your own enjoyment. Why don't you fucking give, besides taking all the fucking time. Recant that fucking warning in the staff actions thread, it does nothing but piss me off more. Don't apologize for the fucking day and a half ban, asshole, but don't expect me to be happy or respond to your fucking threats. Keep my fucking sig. too. You seem to want it more than I do anyway. Just don't fucking try again to tell me I broke some rule with it by quoting some nice things fuckingdotb said, which would have been seen only as nice things unless they were seen as FUCKING LIES, were they? It said I'm focusing on the positive, what's fucking wrong with that 'nuts? WHAT? Unless YOU, yes YOU the fucking staff of this place saw it as a God Damned lie and not the nice words they seemed to be.

Are you fucking happy nicolas.b? Ike Savage, are you? Do you enjoy being a fucking liar or does it bother you at times. My bet is it don't. that you are a punk kid that is just a fucking flake. You are a fucking coward, we all know you are a liar.

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"Take it up with AJ for all the good it will do. I will not stand in the way if he reverses it"
nicolas.b (Ike Savage)

 

[bob]

You got to admit, that was some passionate writing.... I was on the fucking edge of my fucking seat.

 

[Shockman]

Eat shit and die.

better?

 

[elton]

I thought it was new lyrics to Stan (without Dido). Couldn't get my head around them at all - then I realised that Shockman was back and in an apparant bad mood. Nothing new then.

 

[StevOz]

Eh, did I miss someone? Been on holiday, won $270 on a $3 trifecetta bet a few days ago. :)

No matter I'm sure The Brains of The Outfit can figure it out...

BTW...

http://www.pinballnirvana.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=1442

 

[Slapnuts]

It was only 1 day Shock, and I never said it was no big deal. What I "actually" said, not what Shock wants to think I said, was that I was enjoying Thanksgiving holiday weekend with my family and was not at the forums for any meaningful length of time yesterday, so I certainly was not thinking of you or your ban as I had forgotten all about it until I read through some topics this morning.

To be perfectly blunt, the rest of the staff does not appear to even here today (as they also have lives as well) so if I did not re-instate your account, you would not be able to post right now....So, your welcome

It was a day and a half you stupid fuck. There is a record I assume. You said you do not apologize for it. That is why I say you think it was no big deal. You were on the site today, that is just another lie. I can see when you are online here. I have friends and family that have accounts for me, ones that you will never find out about. I know you were here. and I know that you could have and should have done you job.

I think you and that cocksucker 'Oz planed it like this. You knew that it was going to make me mad. And you love making me mad with lies, and tricks and this refusal to apologize for your refusal to end the ban when it was fucking over, so suck my fucking cock you piece of crap, and ban me for another 4 fucking weeks like you said you are going to do. At least be honest about it.

You can stick site rule one up you ass fucknuts.

Sigh, you will never get it will you... I did say I "was not online for any meaningful amount of time", you really do only read and comprehend what you want to see. Again, it was only 1 day... Its not my fault you might have attempted to log in later in the day.

 

[Shockman]

I think it was a very meaningful amount of time. Certainly enough time to unban me. 7 Am on the ninth I was still banned. I did not check again until I was off work. It was at the very least more than 1 day and 7 hours late.

Thanksgiving seems to me to be a perfect day to do it, not a fucking excuse not to. and if it was not then you should have did it the fucking day before, don't you agree with that? that is if you don't want to, or can't (spit) that you should do it a day early instead of a more than a day late? It's your job. can you do it? Do you want to do it? It is a big deal that you would ban me for a day, or a day and a half longer than you are suppose to. Don't fucking tell me that I will never get it, tell me that it should have happened the day before or that very day. Next time I expect it to be the second the day starts, if you don't want to stay up that late then unban me before you go to bed. Don't that sound fair to you?