Since you posted this in the Playfield, I assume it was meant for jokes and merriment. Alright then, batter up!
Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball?
If he raised them both, he’d fall down.
A man leaves home, makes three left turns and is on his way back home when he notices two men in masks waiting for him. Who are they?
The catcher and the umpire.
What goes all the way around the baseball field but never moves?
The fence.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Behind the plate.
Why is Yankee Stadium the coolest place to be?
It’s full of fans
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Forget it. It’s way over your head.
What are the rules for zebra baseball?
Three stripes and you’re out.
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
An apartment building is on fire and people are at the window, screaming for help.
“Just jump out the window,” a man yells. “I’m a baseball player. I can catch you.” One smart resident decided to get more information, first. “Wait,” he said. “What team do you play for?” “The Cincinnati Reds,” shouts the man. “Ehhhh,” shrugs the resident. “I’ll take my chances with the fire.”
What’s a baseball player do when his eyesight starts to fail him?
He takes a job as an umpire.
Where do you keep your mitt while driving?
In the glove compartment.
Which baseball player holds water?
The pitcher
