I don't normally do this, but these idiots need to be taught a lesson - FP is far superior to VP in every single way - and here's the proof. I'm giving you a chance to play Black Knight for yourself. It's not my best work (only took 2 days to make) but it demonstrates quite clearly just how old and knackered the VP version of this table is in comparison:
Enjoy (I know you will, even though you'll say it's crap)
http://www.mediafire.com/?aaznmngni4k