Blair and prostitute

[kristian]

Tony Blair started jogging near his home in Chequers. Every day, he'd jog
past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace
himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.

"Fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb.

"No! Five pounds!" Tony would fire back.

This ritual between Tony and the hooker became a daily occurrence.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty pounds!" He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"

One day, Cherie decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on His jog.
As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, Tony
realized she'd bark her £50 offer and Cherie would wonder what he'd really
been doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd better have a darn good
explanation for the 'Boss'.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Tony
became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough,there was the hooker.
Tony tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five
quid?!"

 

[elton]

LOL good joke kristian.

She's the wicked witch don't ya know; a money grabbing boil on humanity! If ever a woman has milked everything she's introduced to - this is her.

 

[kristian]

Yeah...she's quite unattrative....not because she's old and wrinkled....lots of old ladies can be attractive.....but because she has certain "look" and "attitude" in her ugly, snobby face.

Yea....I'd still bone her..... in a dark room....if someone paid me 5-6 thousand Euros......maybe.... poor Tony.

But hey....who am I to make jokes about British prime minister and his wife....just look at our president for Chrissakes....

 

[elton]

Re: RE: Blair and prostitute

Yea....I'd still bone her..... in a dark room....if someone paid me 5-6 thousand Euros......maybe.... poor Tony.

Christ kristian - I nearly brought my food back! Cool down buddy or you might never be seen again (dark room or not) :)

Shit, the very thought has curdled my lager !

 

[DouglasFir]

RE: Re: RE: Blair and prostitute

No wonder these guys who run the world have so much stress - look at what they're going to bed with at night!

Great joke though - I'll have to try and remember that in work tomorrow! :D

 

[elton]

Hello DouglasFir and welcome to Pinball Nirvana :)