i *wish* i could say i was that clever. mostly that was just a crazed-by-the-summer-heat and lack-of-gym-facilities post, abetted by a too many jalapeno margaritas and spicy guacamole. yes, i'm building a lovely little collection of dipshit posts here, as you are surely aware of. :D
but yeah, i hope he's alright, too. maybe the answer to the mystery is that he's jumped in to his time machine to gather a new batch of goodies for our enjoyment, but bumped in to bettie page along the way and got sidetracked. i know that's not the way time machines are supposed to work, but if you've got a better explanation, i'd like to hear it.