Looking around . . .!!

[Shadow]

Right guys . . .

. . .I need to familiarise meself with this new playground attraction . . .so . . .

. . .who are the regular posters round here then . . .and what's the normal banter . . .

. . .and stuff like . . .who hates who . . .??

. . .y'know all THAT bollocks . . .
Looks and sounds a bit like the old VPFF ta me . . .

 

[Shockman]

What difference does all that make? We all like you, and that should be all you need to care about.

 

[Isaac Sauvage]

Looks and sounds a bit like the old VPFF ta me . . .

to coin a phrase- lol.

you will soon discover what PN's purpose is if you merely hang around here a little while.

 

[elton]

Hi Shadow. Sunderland eh! WTF you doing there. Always figured you'd be a Southerner like Kent or Sussex you know, you know. Maybe Herts at a push. :)

Sunderland .... now that explains a lot!

 

[Shadow]

Righty-o chaps . . .good enough fer me . . .

. . .the alternative place is really getting on my tits so I thought I'd get the old tent and sleeping-bag and kip down here fer a while . . .

Shockman . . .makes a change to be talkin' with ya, ma man . . .strikes me you're well out of it . . .know wot I mean . . .??

Nic . . .thanks again for you know what . . .perhaps we can converse more comfortably now . . .

Elton . . .hi bud . . .Sunderland is just the adopted home. I'm a cockney born and bred . . .little place in East London called East Ham . . .cumming distance from West Ham's ground and still an Iron's fan . . .

. . .still, what would you know ?? They can't play football worth a wank in Wales now, can they ?? Dozey fuckers !!!!

Yeah . . .definitely feel more at home here . . .s -t-r-e-t-c-h . . .yawn . . .nighty night

 

[LeeVanCleef]

. . .and stuff like . . .who hates who . . .??

People we hate at PN:

1. Neptuneholographics



Well, that was a short list, wasn't it? See, here at PN, we just want to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. Oh, there was this crazy asshole named Blahblahblah who was moderating the flash games and took his moderating powers too far by butchering up threads he didn't like. When he was given a spanky for it, he lectured us on how to make millions of dollars hosting kiddie porn on the internet.

Or something like that.

 

[bob]

Right guys . . .

. . .I need to familiarise meself with this new playground attraction . . .so . . .

. . .who are the regular posters round here then . . .and what's the normal banter . . .

. . .and stuff like . . .who hates who . . .??

. . .y'know all THAT bollocks . . .
Looks and sounds a bit like the old VPFF ta me . . .

This is a nice place.... Jon is an excellent host..... He foots the bills for the bandwidth for all EMs, all Originals and just about all of the larger and newer VPM tables made since AJ forgot to allow people to actually upload new tables to VPF. Seems kind of convenient doesn't it? Let's see.... AJ has 5000 Supporting members and John has maybe 20.... Yep, I guess Jon can afford to sponsor the VP community.

If that wasn't enough, JPH even allows us bums to post stuff that comes straight from the heart without editing. Tiltjlp left a few years ago, when Jon refused to totally censor the place. StevOz will move or split a thread once in awhile to the Soapbox, but for the most part, you can let your tits hang out here.

Mayor Shocky will probably be along shortly as he's campaigning again for re-election.... Be careful, he puts Ex-Lax in his brownies.

 

[Shockman]

What's Ex-Lax Bob?
I have put Turkish ground coffee in my brownies.

But my favorite recipe is

2 Eggs
3/4 c Sugar
1 ts Vanilla
1/2 c of marijuana butter or margarine; melted
3/4 c Chocolate; ground
2/3 c Unsifted flour
1/4 ts Baking powder
1/4 ts Salt
1/2 c Walnuts; chopped

 

[Shadow]

StevOz will move or split a thread once in awhile to the Soapbox, but for the most part, you can let your tits hang out here.

Well . . .that's good to know bob . . .

. . .I don't want to bumrap a dying corpse too much or bring their business over here but having to deal with the mad fucking pagan harpie, then have PacDude, of all people, join the party . . .

. . .well that's just too much in one day even for little ol' cotton-picking country boy me . . .

I might take a breather, though, cos i'm a bit battle-weary at the mo . . .

What's Ex-Lax Bob?
I have put Turkish ground coffee in my brownies.

But my favorite recipe is

2 Eggs
3/4 c Sugar
1 ts Vanilla
1/2 c of marijuana butter or margarine; melted
3/4 c Chocolate; ground
2/3 c Unsifted flour
1/4 ts Baking powder
1/4 ts Salt
1/2 c Walnuts; chopped

Fuck me . . .you wouldn't need ex-lax in THAT recipe . . .

. . .it'd make me shit fer a week solid . . .

People we hate at PN:

1. Neptuneholographics

Oh BOLLOCKS !!!!!!! . . . .I have a confession . . .

 

[elton]

Elton . . .hi bud . . .Sunderland is just the adopted home. I'm a cockney born and bred . . .little place in East London called East Ham . . .cumming distance from West Ham's ground and still an Iron's fan . . .

. . .still, what would you know ?? They can't play football worth a wank in Wales now, can they ?? Dozey fuckers !!!!

East Ham eh. Used to have friends there when I lived in London in '72. What a shit hole .... even made Barking look posh.

But you've got me made on the football .... there are no Welsh teams worth having .... yet! That's why I've always supported Newcastle :D posher than Sunderland. Even got darts flights to match

 

[Shadow]

East Ham eh. Used to have friends there when I lived in London in '72. What a shit hole .... even made Barking look posh.

Calling it a shit-hole is praise indeed. I was back there for a visit a few years ago . . .jayzus keerist, it made Beirut look like the Cote d'Azure.

Strangely enough, I was born in Barking but have never been back there in case I get me fuckin' bootlaces nicked . . .

I was still there in 1972 so we might have passed each other on the street once . . .although, no . . .you probably would have remembered . . .

 

[elton]

Had a friend from Barking whose father was a professional wrestler. The Mad Marauder or something like that .... daughter was named Diane who trained to be a teacher .... shit what was her surname. Age is telling ... and my memory is crap.

And you never know we may have passed ... you'd have remembered me too without a doubt. I was drinking in East/West Ham and Barking .... not really safe grounds for a mad, drug fuelled, long haired hippy. (Along with every other London Borough out to Romford). Good days really ... although at the time this might have been debated?

 

[da_prez]

you two get a room.

jeez

 

[elton]

You paying?

 

[Shadow]

you two get a room.

jeez

Who's this cunt?? . . .no, make that ignorant, fucking, spoilsport cunt . . .

. . .interrupting my reminiscences with an old pal.

Fuck orf before I call the nosey twat police . . .dickwad

 

[Shadow]

You paying?

If he is, I'll shove it up his arse in ten pence pieces . . .

. . .cheeky bastard !!

Are there many more wankers like this around me old son . . .??

Pop up all over the place . . .

 

[LeeVanCleef]

That's the funniest and scariest thing I've read in quite some time! But no... not buying it! After all, U havnt told us how much U like 2 have sex 23 hours a day.

Then again, maybe you have.

 

[Shadow]

Nah . . .'s alright ruby . . .

. . .take everything I say with a pinch of salt . . .or not . . .nobody ever knows . . .

 

[elton]

No .... da prez is okay Shadow ... Texas humour. Us Brits are a much maligned species ya know. :)

 

[Shadow]

No .... da prez is okay Shadow ... Texas humour. Us Brits are a much maligned species ya know. :)

If you say so elton . . .

. . .know you . . .don't know him . . .

See it's all change again at the other place then . . .maybe they should just pull the plug and then everybody can hop on over here and start havin' some fun fer a change . . .

 

[elton]

Yeah, take my word ... da prez is cool.

VFP though is still good in my book, not quite VPFF but PN comes very close. It's just there's so little traffic which is a shame.

Must go tea calls and I'm starving .....

 

[da_prez]

oh blimey

the shadow has wanked me ... fuck 'im

elton is waaaaaaaaaaaaay cool,
the shadow on the other hand is a low down dirty sheep shagger.

the shadow has stuffed more moppet than shags a greenpin .... whatever the fuck that means

cockney sucks ..... TEXAS RULZ YA'LL

don't get me started or i will give your brain the rogering it, no doubt, deserves.

now fuck off i'm done with ya

 

[Shadow]

now fuck off i'm done with ya

Oh yeah . . .well I'm not done with you fuckwit . . .

. . .see what happens when you overdose on McDonalds . . .fuckin' brain meltdown . . .

Oh . . .I get it now . . .you're the lone gunman that's been sent into town to frighten off the new face . . .well go and piss up a rope fuckstick . . .

. . .seen it, had it, done it, spat out the bones.

I know everything is supposed to be larger than life in Texas . . .then I guess that includes the fucking stupid pills you're on . . .

Crawl back inside your doughnut, cuntwad and come back when you've grown a pair . . .

. . .cos you're gonna need 'em, needledick . . .

(Fuck me . . .they don't breed gunslingers like they used to . . .)

 

[Shadow]

Any way . . .

. . . while I'm waiting for your withering response, I suppose I should ask you the question . . .

. . .are you sure you wanna do this . . .

I mean . . .I've got awards for this shit . . .y'know . . .gold medals and stuff . . .

You need to understand what you're dealing with because I don't want you running home to mommy crying that Shadow don't play fair

I'm fucking psychotic and I'll dog you through every post and thread until you wither and die, pal . . .mercilessly, relentlessly . . .

. . .just sayin' . . .okay . . .