REALLY Shocked, man!

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Yep, that was my alma mater, The Shockers, Kansas' redheaded stepchild of basketball, puttin' a whooping on that ugly blue chicken up the road from us. Even rooting my heart out for WSU, I didn't seriously consider that they'd beat KU! I hear they've taken to playing this song during the home games. It's much better than Wichita Lineman.


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the tourney just started, right? does kansas have a decent seed?

i don't even know if drexel is in this year. they made me choose between NCAA and the NBA a long time ago and i switched over to the latter.

but it's pretty hard for me to follow a sport that i'm not playing myself, if that makes sense. and i stopped playing ball a couple years before i left philly.
 
For me, it's tough to follow if I don't really care. I tried offering my support to my new hometown by watching the Wisconsin Badgers later that night, but I just didn't have it in me! I would have to choose college ball over pro. Pro games last too damn long! That two 20-minute half thing of college basketball makes it the perfect length of just about any game outside of baseball (let's face it; if you're not bored at least once during a baseball game, then baseball isn't doing its historically-mandated job). Kansas was a #3 seed... now they're back up in Lawrence having a good cry! GO SHOX!
Interest in a sport you play... unfortunately for me, they don't air PAPA finals on the tube... yet! Outside of that, I'm pretty sports retarded. Except for Cups! Cups is a Wisconsin special! A frisbee-based competition that features two sticks a disc-and-a-fist apart, with plastic beer cups on top of the sticks. Set up another goal about 25 feet away and you're ready to play! Knock a cup off a stick for one point, sail the frisbee through both sticks without touching for three points. The old man can really kick some young'un ass at this sport around here. Finally putting all those years of drinking and aimlessly throwing a disc around to use!
 
cups, huh? okay, so it's cups. i suppose that's something one could do outdoors with a frisbee.

y senor tuco, que es "PAPA?"
 
Oh, yeah... there's an alternate rule that you have to throw while holding your beer bottle. Makes it a bit tougher. Myself, I just hold an empty bottle. Who wants to drink a warm beer that's been shaken up! Oh, and you can keep the opposing team from getting points by catching the plastic cups before they hit the ground. As a sport, it's Olympian in its breadth!

LOL! How dare you ask that question on a pinball-site message board! http://papa.org/
 
this is a pinball site?!
no way dude... this is a nostalgia site, and i don't want to hear another word about it.


but hey, i'll drink your warm beer with the bubbles gone. that's how i like it anyway. the darker the better, of course!
 
Nostalgia site? Damn, nic, you and I haven't even cracked the half-century mark yet and you've got us heading off to the nursing home! Dark beer, inscrutable PKD books... it's like I don't even know you anymore!
Speaking of that dreaded half-century mark, I thought moving about a thousand miles away would get them off my trail, that I wouldn't have to face up to them rubbing my nose in my ever-increasing mortality. But I may as well have attempted to escape aging itself than to try and dodge them. Because I got my AARP membership offer in the mail last week. Fuckers.
 
mail it back!

mail it back and attach a note saying... (wow, my next gear has been missing the last couple weeks. it's been a brutal month, honestly. but hopefully i get back in the FAPdle again sooner rather than later. zoiks!)
 
Isn't it something, how many rockers are showing up on the cover of the monthly AARP magazine?

This month's cover features Bob Dylan.
 
SLEEPY...!!

when i have erectile dysfunction
upon thought-process injunction,
who would encourage that function,

 
Hey, I clicked that link Ruby,
but I got an ad for Metro PCS.

Metro PCS is the ISP that my 88 year old Mother's Identity Thief used.
They protect their customer's privacy.
 
Wait... what link? The one at the top of the page? It's playing the Jayhawks. Yep, just checked. Your computer's possessed. Or you are.
 
Bill, i misspoke. I should have said, "Hey, I clicked that link Ike."
And yes, I was possessed yesterday. By the pukes.
So I was feeling pretty cross-eyed when i misspoke.
 
SLEEPY...!!

when i have erectile dysfunction
upon thought-process injunction,
who would encourage that function,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODGA7ssL-6g
Erectile problems? I imagine some hot sticky three way action. A throbbing Richard "The Dick" Nixon corn holin' good old Dick Chaney while Dick Chaney is sucking on Ed Meese's nuts...Erection goes right away !
 
Unless "Tricky Dicky" is really Jackie O. in drag, "Marilyn" in a blond get-up,
or Howard Hughes wearing a Lon Chaney Face. Or the late Dick Clark.

I can't talk about it...ain't we got fun??


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When I worked the Summer as a gas station attendant at Frank Keefe's Shell in Eagle Rock, Ca, in '71 at the age of 17, the folks had Dianne Baker stop by as "a mysterious femme driving a Porsche", to flirt.

By that time I had already seen the film, "The Prize". She looked Great!
 
...Some pills to help me get some sleep?
Not much money but will gladly pay you Tuesday...
 
Erectile problems? I imagine some hot sticky three way action. A throbbing Richard "The Dick" Nixon corn holin' good old Dick Chaney while Dick Chaney is sucking on Ed Meese's nuts...Erection goes right away !
taking no prisoners there, coily. :(
 
LOL! I just used to think of one of the nuns who taught me in Catlick school... goes to show Coily's got a much more active imagination than I do!

Now... back on topic!






Yeah, the filthy Irish spanked the hell out of the Shockers. But they still beat KU! To quote Billie Holiday, "they can't take that away from me."
 
hehe

well it's the elite eight now, no? i just looked at the bracket and WOW... final four for your local team. are people excited around there?

the badgers also happen to be my stepdad's nourishing mother. er... alma mater, that is. i guess i should call him and see if he's been following. the local team just won the NCAA football championship, so it's only fair to toss you the badgers.

and... amazing how duke seems to be such an automatic around this time.
 
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