wait just a sec, what's bad with pinball? I can understand slot machines maybe but pinball? ok 30 years ago it was outlawed in most of the U.S. but times have changed! there's even pins at Chuck E. Cheeses in Jersey! i know i used to clean and fix them there! Pinball has come into mainstream nowadays! hence the zizzles for sale in target and the many handheld devices, heck you can even get them on your cellphones, now. not that Miss americas are known for their intelligence anyhow, so yeah maybe pinball would be too intellectual for them! kind of like putting opposites together; like 'Jumbo Shrimp' or 'Military Intelligence' (both George Carlin references)