I Want You to Kill This Man

[GSGregg]

BUMP! Well, not really.....I eat very little oatmeal, and absolutely hate coffee. I would probably make you guys cringe with a list of the fast foods and the amount of pizza I put down (which should have qualified me as an upper-echelon I.T. guy---wonder what the hell happened.....).

Anyway, I just looked closely at 'Larry's image for the first time; does anybody else see a bit of James Spader in that smirk?

(Side note; how the hell do you apostrophate the possessive, Larry's, when one such mark is already employed?)



And no, I'm not drunk! Yet! Stay warm, gang.

 

[faralos]

I used to work in vending and the biggest problem we had
was the locals were breaking off the grounding plug on our three ways
so it was only two and the pins would produce shocks when touched
I once was floored by such a pin when I touched the juke box next to it
it sent me sailing across the room! my arm was actually numb for a while
and the bartender said he saw the blue arc reach out to me from the pin to me to the juke...
well I got a few free beers out of that anyways

 

[faralos]

oh and for fast food I live on Wendys Baconators
a half pound of bacon smothered meat goodness wrapped in cheese!

 

[GSGregg]

The closest Wendy's to either my current house (since July '98 ) or its predecessor was about three miles away, and there were/are so many other choices closer.....anyway, it closed a while back and was torn down to become a Walgreen's Pharmacy, and now the closest Wendy's is about 4.5 miles---Damn! Where's the nearest stargate?

Point is, I'm not familiar with their Baconator, but bacon seems to be experiencing a resurgence, with Carl's Jr. offering a Western Bacon cheeseburger, Burger King adding bacon to just about everything for a bit of change, and Jack-in-the-Box putting out multiple breakfast-burgers (well, just calling a spade a spade...); all them hawgs gotta be lining up to become part of it all.

Lessee.....sodium, cholesterol.....throw in alcohol, tobacco and firearms and you cover the five major food groups! Yeah!!

 

[Isaac Sauvage]

lol... you guys are insane. but funny. but insane.

once every couple months i go to TJ's, buy a baguette, split it with a buddy (or the birds, whatever), toast it a little, slather it with extra-virgin olive oil, rub fresh garlic cloves on it, and balance the small amount of plaque i'm sticking to my artery walls against the sheer goodness of the processed grains.

but i'm also a hypocrite, of course. my latest indulgence is macallan's scotch. it's smoky, very pure, and imparts a pleasant drowsiness.

that guy put way too much ice in, though. you only need one cube to open up the flavors.

 

[Isaac Sauvage]

special bonus post: just saw this prank for the first time, felt like sharing...

Drive Thru Skeleton Driver Prank - YouTube

 

[GSGregg]

So, "Larry" got killed after all, huh? Also, I was sure he was going to complain about slow service at some point.....

G

 

[Coil_Smoke]

What Next...?

Point is, I'm not familiar with their Baconator, but bacon seems to be experiencing a resurgence, with Carl's Jr. offering a Western Bacon cheeseburger, Burger King adding bacon to just about everything for a bit of change, and Jack-in-the-Box putting out multiple breakfast-burgers

I believe "Denny's" tops off their yearly bacon celebration 'BACONALIA' with BACON MILKSHAKES...

 

[Isaac Sauvage]

oh my god, wendy's did not really name a bacon-snack after "bacchanalia," did they??

JUMPED THE SHARK you have!