My Tables

[Slapnuts]

Well, I'll tell you what happened, although I'm sure you won't believe me. Seeing that you had used my avatar on your table, they sent me a link to the table, asked me to try it out, and give them my opinion, so I did. Besides giving them my opinon, I also told them I didn't care if they hosted it. It was completely their decision not to host it. Now they might have decided not to host it because I told them that in my opinion you were insulting not only me, but Sarah Lee, who died in my arms four years ago this past February.

Now I don't care how much you try to insult me, it only makes you look foolish. And Sarah Lee's memory isn't going to be tarnished by your table. But the way you got upset when you thought someone disrespected your mother's memory, I'd think you would have more class than that. It doesn't make me too happy that you used my avatar without asking, and then blew it up so big that it's all blurry. I also found the sound to be in poor taste. But like I said, I still told Rocky and Anthias it was OK if they hosted it, because I think it shows your true character. In fact I'll ask them to host it when you're finished, so folks can see first hand the kind of person you really are. I take it you're upset at Bob too, since you have part of Spiderman's costume in the SS.

And also, in answer to a question of yours, I asked you to stop mentioning me in the Table Information of your tables, but I see that you haven't. So I'll ask again, other than the three tables I did help you with, please remove all mention of me from your tables.

Are you really that stupid? The shit hit the fan when YOU decided to call me a hip-o-crit because I raised hell over the music/wrong roms issue.

I'll have better images the cat when it's finished as I have someone able to take that picture and make it look as if their eating it (the cat).
You what to see a hip-o-crit?! I'll show you one. You shouldn't have compaired me to my work. So, then you disagree with the Homelessness
table so you and your buds make wise-cracks about it and I'm not to get pissed off?! Whatever! As I said: I'll show you how ugly I can be.

And no, I don't get choked up over a cat. Tie two of them together by their tails and throw them over a clothes line as for as I care.

Sir, you really need to get a life and let it go. YOU sir, are the one who appears to be a hypocrite by making this table just because John and yourself have had disagreements and don't see things the same way in certain aspects of life and in table-making. It happens and just because he has disagreed with you and your table-making choices, it sure doesn't mean someone needs to have a hissy fit everytime a negative comment is made that could be very well true.

Its strange that you completely went off the handle because someone "supposedly" disrespected your mother (in which the actual comment was made directly at you and not her specifically) and then you decide to pull this crap and totally disrespect a pet that someone has lost. This would be the equivelant of John making a table with your mother's picture on it as each person, was obviously someone or something, that each of you cared about, see how silly that is?

You may not like cats but some of us do, and I would rather not read the apalling views you seem to have about them. You need to consider seriously getting some professional help because your continuous rants indicate you have a HUGE chip on your shoulder that goes far beyond this message board, along with how you keep threatening people who criticize your work at various forums about how "ugly" you supposedly will get when you are upset, criticized or wronged. Here's a tip, GET OVER IT!!!!!

Some of us would like to read about pinball related stuff, not soap opera crap that has completely run its course and is not funny anymore, life's way too short to get sooooo worked up at meaningless text on a message board. I understand we all have real-life issues that may make someone a bit on edge at times but this is overboard in my opinion, im sure you guys can attempt to get along somehow. My rant is over and will happily go back into lurking mode **puts flame-retardant suit on**

 

[Slapnuts]

you know, the best way to stop a fire is to deprive it of oxygen. Maybe if we ignore it, it will bizzle, sorry, I mean fizzle out.

LMAO!!!!!!! Nice

 

[tiltjlp]

I have tried ignoring Ron, but he won't leave me alone. Hopefully he'll take your advice Slapnuts, rather than thinking that I put you up to posting your message.

 

[Shockman]

Something eating the cat? Sounds pretty complicated. I wouldn't worry too much about it.

Ron. Your wrong here, if that matters.

 

[Shockman]

Nebula died early. KC is 17.

Ron. If you apologize to John, and Phoenixx we will think of you the same as we did when you first showed up bright eyed and bushy tailed, I'm sure. And I will give you a toy.
Could be a arm that picks up the ball and swings it to various places, spinners, rotating boxes, spot lights, you name it. Plus I can hack together about anything with some sloppy but functional code. Something happy, OK?

 

[Slapnuts]

I have tried ignoring Ron, but he won't leave me alone. Hopefully he'll take your advice Slapnuts, rhater than thinking that I put you up to posting your message.

I can understand that, after reading and reading everything going on I wanted to voice my opinion and want I definitely want it to be crystal clear that no one put me up to anything. As I know John as much as Ron, only by the posts that I read here and at VPForums.

This is only my opinion, and like Assholes, we all have one (joke intended )

 

[Anthias]

Well, saralee is now available at VPO. Unfortunately johns response to our enquiry (which would have been extended to ANY member whose avatar or likeness was presented on a table in that manner) must have gone astray due to our recent administrative changes at VPO related to our forthcoming move. (some key central admin accounts having been lost - it appears admin pms were gong there, not to rh or myself, along with effected email forwards - all part of the effects of the move)

In keeping with the wishes expressed herein, Rons sara lee table is approved. Also, as with any other author ron should feel welcome to upload his updated release upon its completion.

Finally, for the record, I felt Rons bozo table was his best release so far, well done!. I particularly enjoyed reading the obviously well researchefd table info, that explained the history of the character, bozo the clown.

 

[tiltjlp]

Now that Rocky and Anthias are hosting Ron's Saralee table, you can decide on your own if it is indeed an insult table, as I believe it is, or not. The various meow's aren't friendly meows at all, and the large blurry image used on the playfield is a slap in the face to Sarah Lee's memory. Aside from that, the table is poorly made and only a half done rush job. The targets not only don't reset between balls, but don't even reset for a new game. Ron might still be a rookie, but the code to reset the targets was added by me to his first table, Jail Break. So all he had to do was copy and paste, and adapt the code for this table, but he was either too lazy or in too much of a hurry. I won't voice my opinion of Ron Bizzle, since I would think most of you can imagine what it is.

 

[elton]

Agree. Ron was trying to be hurtful and succeeded. That was his aim; no more no less and he said as much in one of the 'spite' replies here somewhere.

As a non-table author I can't say too much about his table skills other than I don't like playing them period. Mainly because of inappropriate themes, uninteresting gameplay and visually poor looking tables on first glance IMO. Photos copied from avitars and blown up to table size is unbelievably crass. I would have though a 4 year old would realise that the photo would lose all sharpness. But there again the table was put together only for spite reasons and to cause distress to John.

I have to say this was in poor taste Ron; I thought you'd be a bigger man than stoop to this. The honorable thing would be to withdraw the table forthwith - after which my opinion of you would change and some honour restored.

Generally speaking, originals are not really my thing unless they are made by Eala, Tii, Anthias and Sphere - whom I hold in the highest regard. There are the odd other, but these are the four that impress me the most with their professionalism and generally great (or interesting) gameplay. :)

 

[highrise]

I notice that Ron hasn't made any more comments. Perhaps he knows he went to far. Still, if that's the case, he should come out and say it. And if he doesn't think he was wrong, he should say so too.

 

[yogiholzer]

Ha, you still dream! Hope I'm wrong.

 

[rpbizzle47]

apologize?!

Nebula died early. KC is 17.

Ron. If you apologize to John, and Phoenixx we will think of you the same as we did when you first showed up bright eyed and bushy tailed, I'm sure. And I will give you a toy.
Could be a arm that picks up the ball and swings it to various places, spinners, rotating boxes, spot lights, you name it. Plus I can hack together about anything with some sloppy but functional code. Something happy, OK?

I haven't done anything to be sorry about. If someone wishes to be insulting to me, I can put the shoe on the other foot. Simple as that.
Now John claims I won't leave him alone?! What a bunch of bullshit if I ever heard any. He's the one that can't keep his freaking mouth off me!

Tell the old man to drink another beer and act like he's special to someone who really gives a shit.

 

[Shockman]

OK Ron. I agree that John has a way of playing the father figure, and posting some very insulting things at the same time. He has said things that make me want to screem at him, loud! He is still easy to get along with. He is one of those ultra conservative stiffs, no doupt. but he is not going to dog you.

He don't deserve the grief you are giving him, that much is certain.

 

[tiltjlp]

OK Ron. I agree that John has a way of playing the father figure, and posting some very insulting things at the same time. He has said things that make me want to screem at him, loud! He is still easy to get along with. He is one of those ultra conservative stiffs, no doupt. but he is not going to dog you.

He don't deserve the grief you are giving him, that much is certain.

At one time I was a super ultra conservative, but I've mellowed a lot over the years. While I'm still conservative in some ways, I've become a lot more liberal in others.

 

[rpbizzle47]

I have told StevOz I'll try my best not to post abusive images/messages so I'm giving you fair warning not to mess with me anymore.

If you don't like my tables, DON'T download them and you won't be offened.
Don't spew personal insults towards me OR my family anymore.

 

[rpbizzle47]

I have told StevOz I'll try my best not to post abusive images/messages so I'm giving you fair warning not to mess with me anymore.

If you don't like my tables, DON'T download them and you won't be offened.
Don't spew personal insults towards me OR my family anymore.

 

[rpbizzle47]

I have told StevOz I'll try my best not to post abusive images/messages so I'm giving you fair warning not to mess with me anymore.

If you don't like my tables, DON'T download them and you won't be offened.
Don't spew personal insults towards me OR my family anymore.

 

[rpbizzle47]

I have told StevOz I'll try my best not to post abusive images/messages so I'm giving you fair warning not to mess with me anymore.

If you don't like my tables, DON'T download them and you won't be offened.
Don't spew personal insults towards me OR my family anymore.

 

[tiltjlp]

You need to realize that if someone voices an opinion about one of your tables that is not a personal attack on you, but simply an opinion on your work. There is a difference.

 

[bob]

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[bob]

I have told StevOz I'll try my best not to post abusive images/messages

You are going to "try" not to post abusive images/messages? Cool, I'll try not to post how sick and fucked up in the head you are.

so I'm giving you fair warning not to mess with me anymore.

so I'm giving you fair warning not to mess with Spider-man anymore.

Don't spew personal insults towards me OR my family anymore.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

 

[highrise]

I agree. Just seeing Bizzle's name offends me

 

[tiltjlp]

I agree. Just seeing Bizzle's name offends me

I agree with you and Bob. Hopefully if we give him enough rope he'll hang himself.

 

[PcwaG]

Don't spew personal insults towards me OR my family anymore.

Awwww,

Poor baby can dish it, but can't take it, go cry to your mommy.....

oh that's right you can't.

Sucks to be you.

 

[tiltjlp]

Don't spew personal insults towards me OR my family anymore.

Awwww,

Poor baby can dish it, but can't take it, go cry to your mommy.....

oh that's right you can't.

Sucks to be you.

Wonderful post. I awarded you 2500 points for it.