elton
Pinball Wizard
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- Oct 26, 2004
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It's that time of year again when:
everyone in work wants the same time off over the festive period;
you spend all day trying to get the lights on the Christmas tree working (and still they don't work). All the bulbs are fine, as is the fuse, so the wiring must be shot to shit!;
the gutter hooks are brittle and snap as you put them on - of course you're up a ladder and replacement hooks are in the garage! Test them first and they're fine - it's one of Gods little tests;
the children want pressies from santa that don't really exist - or if they do they're on another bloody continent;
But 'tis the season of good will - so despite freezing my nuts off and struggling like buggery, I wish everyone in a similar position well - except the Aussies who are sunning themselves silly and don't know what the cold really is! Lucky devils!
everyone in work wants the same time off over the festive period;
you spend all day trying to get the lights on the Christmas tree working (and still they don't work). All the bulbs are fine, as is the fuse, so the wiring must be shot to shit!;
the gutter hooks are brittle and snap as you put them on - of course you're up a ladder and replacement hooks are in the garage! Test them first and they're fine - it's one of Gods little tests;
the children want pressies from santa that don't really exist - or if they do they're on another bloody continent;
But 'tis the season of good will - so despite freezing my nuts off and struggling like buggery, I wish everyone in a similar position well - except the Aussies who are sunning themselves silly and don't know what the cold really is! Lucky devils!