(mis)Adventures in Cooking

More greenhouse tomatoes and herbs, so it's Penne Bolognese tonight...
I probably-maybe might have missed it, but how's the greenhouse working for you? (sounds like it's going good)

I remember worrying that it would get battered a bit by local ocean winds.

So far, so good?
 
I remember worrying that it would get battered a bit by local ocean winds.

So far, so good?

Had to add a bit of internal reinforcement.

It's winter here now and have not replanted, mainly due to a caterpillar invasion, fortunately I had harvested most of the produce before the infestation...
 
...mainly due to a caterpillar invasion...
Huh, do you know which one it was?

One time I had a beautiful crop of squashes developing, but some naughty flying insect liked to lay eggs in the main stems (like the 'trunk' of the plant), producing hungry caterpillars that would grow up inside, then feast on that specific area, thus killing the whole plant.

IIRC, in response I tried duct-taping the main stems, but it was kinda too late by then... the crop was runed. :/
 
When I was a kid, my friends mom used to make us pancakes with chocolate chips mixed in the batter.
Oh how I loved those sweet pancakes with melted chocolate back then!
They don't appeal to me much now that I have grown older.
I lost my childhood sweet tooth.
Now I rarely crave sweets.
Funny how that works, yeah?

Personally, I've gotten to the point where it's almost impossible for me to eat food without chili-spice and garlic powder (or just roasted garlic). Now yeah, that wouldn't make sense for breakfast cereal of course, but I haven't eaten that crap* for ages, anyway. TBF, it also demonstrates what a complete weirdo I am about spice. XD

* okay, not trying to put down those who like breakfast cereal (such as Jerry Seinfeld, famously), but it's typically an overload of sugar and empty-calorie, processed grains

Meanwhile, there are sadly a bunch of people who kinda just got used to 'sugar' as a normal part of their diet, and didn't really consider the diabetes angle, or negative cardio effects, etc. I mean, sometimes it's just like 'Bread & Circuses,' oof...
 
The indoor garden is growing fine...
 

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Ahoy, Charles und Steef--

I recently came up with a very simple, occasional breakfast treat, when you're kinda in the mood for a donut or a bowl of sugary cereal. As in, you know... sometimes we still, all have those kid-like moments from time-to-time, right...?

Well if so, then here's my latest jam if you're willing to give it a whirl:

- First, go buy a pack of croissants from the grocery. Mini, macro, it no matter, as long as they're properly made with lots of butter (I know, I know). The convenient thing is that they'll last virtually indefinitely in the bread box, I suppose because of having such a high lipid content as compared to fresh bread. (or freeze-'em, how you like)

Now yeah, normally croissants aren't a good thing to eat on the regular, but as an occasional, buttery treat, I understand that most studies have found in the end that butter (and similar complex lipids) are WAY healthier than crap like margarine, which is typically saturated with ridiculously high-levels of hydrogen atoms. (look it up if you dare)

Here then is my 'killer chocolate donut alternative':

- Take a croissant. If it's too dry due to age or freezing, dip it briefly in some water, just like you can do with ancient bread.

- Slice it in half, open it up, then brush lightly with oil of choice. I happen to like peanut oil for its pleasant flavor and high smoke-point.

- Place it open-side-up in yon air-fryer, and give it 1-2mins at standard temp, depending how dry and flaky you like your pastry.

- Now put in some nice, dark chocolate pieces inside, plus crumbled nuts of choice (walnuts tend to work marvelously), close that sucker up, and bake it another minute.

- Flip, and give it another minute.

Let it cool first, lest ye be Beldar the Conehead searing his mouthparts upon his lunch in the lovely Coneheads, the movie. (anyone got that clip?)

RESULT: Absolute heaven of a breakfast delight, marvelously low in sugar, surprisingly low in calories, and much lower in unhealthy fried compounds as compared to the usual fried doughnut, etc.

Lol... here I am going on 60yo, and I just discovered this wonderful little treat for the ages. Go figure, huh...?
 
I do have some left over burger buns, though I am thinking more of a savoury snack maybe sliced tomato with paprika, salt, pepper with grilled cheddar cheese on top.

BTW the herbs in the indoor are Super lemon haze. :rasta:
 
BTW the herbs in the indoor are Super lemon haze. :rasta:
Oh rabbits, now THAT sounds tokin' deliSHIOSO, might. :D

Like, good time to sit around and watch / bullshit like Gordan Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, amirite?

(what a crazy fun series, hahaha)

OI, and btw mate, Steve-- check this out, yeah?
Now NORMALLY we'd think of this as a fairly obvious food-hack, yeah?


IMO It tastes GOOD that way..!
 
IMO It tastes GOOD that way..!

Seems, like good stuff, never tried it, maybe I'll try growing some. Absolutely hate those artificial sweeteners which to me taste more bitter than sweet.

Not a sugar fan and usually use honey instead as a sweetener.
 
Not a sugar fan and usually use honey instead as a sweetener.
Me, I'm an absolute fiend for iced tea, and make it about 2x per day.

METHOD:
- boil a pot of water, then pour it in to a big coffee cup containing one green tea bag, and then whatever black tea bag you're feeling like, such as Peach, Constant Comment, Earl Grey, Ginger-spice, etc.
- (it really is remarkable how tasty all those crazy variations do as iced tea)
- If & when the tea bag is made of plastic, never put that in boiling water, otherwise you'll leach out... well, actual carcinogens. Just cut 'er open and empty in to the mug, instead.
- Meanwhile, fill a Gatorade bottle half-full of water, and drop in one sugar cube and one packet of "Splenda" (sucralose). Shake it, shake it, baby, 'til it's all dissolved! [Steve, I know what you mean about AS's tasting weird the more you add of them, but you'll never get that problem with such a low proportion, as with this]
- Now for the 'zest,' which can be done in multiple ways. First method is simply to add fresh lemon (or possibly lime, orange, or other citrus fruit) juice.
- If you have no fresh citrus fruit standing by, then by all means use TrueLemon (link below). Part of the reason it kicks booty is because it actually has dried fruit and dried juice in that wondrous powder, not unlike Sea-Monkey eggs just waiting for the chance to revive. :D
- https://www.google.com/search?q=True+Lemon+powder&udm=2
- Uh-oh, don't have that either? Alright, here's a secret food-hack for y'all: instead, sprinkle-in a bit of sugarless lemonade powder, like Kool-Aid, or whatever your local brand. As something citric-acid-based, it actually works pretty well as the 'zest.'
- So that's pretty much it. Just let the hot tea cool to room temp (you can put it in front of a fan to greatly speed the brewing), then pour it in your sweetened Gatorade bottle, swirl, and top it off with a bit of water to level the bottle.
- Note: I like honey too, but it is indeed a form of sugar, starting with fructose (fruit sugar). Point is-- it can indeed contribute to glycemic spikes, contributing to a person developing D2.
- IMO some of the biggest things we can do for our dietary health are to wean ourselves off of both sugar and salt, which (at least in the States), we're absolutely overloaded with by the food-service industry.

Haha, alright, I trust everyone hates me even more, now. Or considers me an even bigger idiot than usual. Welp...
 
I used to make tea in an automatic drip coffee maker which works fine.

The way I make it now is called cold brew. I get a half gallon fruit jar, fill it with water, and add the tea bags to it, usually about 3 bags. Put it in refrigerator for a couple of days. I have 3 jars that make tea at the same time so there is plenty of time for it to steep. There doesn't seem to be a time limit on how long it steeps but you can experiment with it.

In both cases, I get water out of my refrigerator that has a water filter which works quite well. Then, I add about a 1/4 teaspoon of baking soda to a 2 liter bottle of water and mix it up. The baking soda makes the water slightly alkaline. It might be difficult to believe but tea has polyphenols that chemically react with the water's pH and make it darker when the water is more alkaline. You can search the internet to verity it.
 
...Then, I add about a 1/4 teaspoon of baking soda to a 2 liter bottle of water and mix it up. The baking soda makes the water slightly alkaline. It might be difficult to believe but tea has polyphenols that chemically react with the water's pH and make it darker when the water is more alkaline. You can search the internet to verity it.
OMG, seriously, now?! oO

So... are we doing that for the TASTE, or better health practices, or..?

Honestly, I'm totally blown away, here. :s
 
OMG, seriously, now?! oO

So... are we doing that for the TASTE, or better health practices, or..?

Honestly, I'm totally blown away, here. :s

I started adding baking soda to make the filtered water taste more like the spring water I used to get in Hot Springs, Arkansas. I read a report of the chemical analysis of the water and noticed it had a lot of bicarbonates in it, hence the addition of baking soda. I think it tastes better. I noticed the baking soda made my tea darker so I did some searches on the internet to figure out why. I don't feel healthier after I started doing it although you may find some people do think so on the internet.
 
Speaking of water and pH thereof, my tap water here is about 7.8, so I don't need the bi carb. Though I do need to add phosphoric acid to bring it down to 6 for hydroponic usage. ;)
 
I started adding baking soda to make the filtered water taste more like the spring water I used to get in Hot Springs, Arkansas. I read a report of the chemical analysis of the water and noticed it had a lot of bicarbonates in it, hence the addition of baking soda. I think it tastes better. I noticed the baking soda made my tea darker so I did some searches on the internet to figure out why. I don't feel healthier after I started doing it although you may find some people do think so on the internet.
Huh, interesting..!

I mean, yeah-- far as I know, we're generally getting an increasing surge in acidic, water-based liquids, compounds and solids, likely due to us human numbskulls adding so much CO2 to the atmosphere, overloading the natural carbon sinks (like ocean and forest) that have traditionally allayed weird GH gas spikes like that.

I.e., eventually, the excess carbon has literally nowhere else to go at a certain point, other than in to our food and drinking sources (not unlike microplastics).

IDIOT TIME: you know, I once tried brushing my teeth with a baking soda paste, because I'd read that it was pretty good at sucking out creeping stains made from years of drinking loads of tea. (god, I love tea) BUT, fortunately, I soon-ish realised that I was being a total idiot with such, in that baking soda is pretty-dang abrasive on one's.. "dentine" is the word?

Indeed-- lately, I've fallen in absolute ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ with certain oranges at my local grocery. FWIW, the brand is "Paramount," like the motion-picture folks. FWIW, I find them *significantly* better than almost any other oranges I've ever had in the States, outside maybe Florida or such? Like, man... I was getting up to eating my 3-4 of them everyday, and thinking myself 'what a clever boy, LOL.'

Annnnd of course -- because life insists on being a pain-in-the-arse no matter what? -- with a little bit of research upon the effects of citrus fruit on one's dental health, I learned that I really need to cut down on such 'fruit candy,' plus make sure I wash out my mouth after eating a citrus fruit, and advisedly not eat anything for about 30min afterwards. Because of the acidic overload, to be clear.

!&^@!$79^!!@$
I mean, we're all going to die of SOMETHING, right..?

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Anyway, yeah-- I like the idea of skewing my iced teas more to the *alkaline* side of things, as a response to our changing foods & drink pH. George, you mentioned polyphenols, I think? Aren't they also known as "tannins," which are significantly acidic in nature?

Hehe, I had this beloved children's mini-novel called "My Side of the Mountain," in which our young hero not just ran away from home, but managed to independently survive in NYS's Catskill Mountains for a year or two, until he actually convinced his family to join the fun. IIRC, part of his deal was to fill an empty stump full of water and oak leaves, which created a 'tannin solution' which was really good at turning hide in to leather. (because real-talk, the traditional method of making leather is... pretty effing disgusting, from what I've read!)

Oh man, I really loved that book / series, and found it both 😆 and 😅, if that makes sense...

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NOTE: I don't get to post over here too much anymore, so wanted to do a proper check-in / silly post this time, lol. It's good to know that you guys are still rockin' on, as the kids say! (Oy Steve-o, can we get an update about how the tent-garden is going..?)
 
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Polyphenols are a broad group of chemicals that include tannins but other chemicals as well.
 
(Oy Steve-o, can we get an update about how the tent-garden is going..?)

Did someone say Weed?


As requested pictures inside the star chamber...
 

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umm, steve, those plants are garbage...i'm pretty sure they are males......males don't bud.
you want females.
the females have long slender finger leaves.
if you raise the females proper they will start to mature at about 9months with small buds with white and red coloring
in the buds.
don't let the males anywhere near the females or you will get seeds in the buds.:bonk:
here's a few pics of a mature female plant.
meet the female cannibus and learn how to tell the difference.
 
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umm, steve, those plants are garbage...i'm pretty sure they are males......males don't bud.
Males do bud, they just have seeds in the buds.
the females have long slender finger leaves.
Sativa has slender leaves, Indica has fat leaves.
if you raise the females proper they will start to mature at about 9months with small buds with white and red coloring
in the buds.
9 months? this is not a human baby.
 
males do not bud.
they have pollen pods instead of buds when they mature.
rip them out of the ground and start over
did you see the google search i posted on pics of the female cannibus and how to
tell the difference.🤣
>>>9 months? this is not a human baby.<<<<🤣
 
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it doesn't matter.
those are male plants....trash
you didn't read my post on the google search on "meet the female cannibus"?
 
what...you can't tell the diff between a male and female?:shock:
 

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