(mis)Adventures in Cooking

[xenonph]

I get hungry every time I read this section!

 

[Isaac Sauvage]

I get hungry every time I read this section!

Oh FFS,
gimme the taco and you can have the rest!

 

[StevOz]

No Scurvy for YAR...

Plenty of lime to season this haul!

 

[Isaac Sauvage]

Ugh, these snack bar ads are killing me.

Mommy, when does the film start?

 

[StevOz]

Ah...???

 

[Isaac Sauvage]

Ah...???

LMAO... I prolly would have 'nommed' that this past week!

Seriously, this past week or two has been super-weird, at least for me. I've absolutely *craved* meat for some reason, and have pretty much just gone with the flow, every day racking up victims of pork, beef, chicken and... probably rodent, or whatever they sneak in to those alleged 'breakfast patties.'

Now, I've heard the idea that sometimes when you really CRAVE a food, assuming you're not pregnant which I don't think I am, it's because that food contains some nutrient / vitamin / amino acid that your body is really short on at the time.

For example, over twenty years ago, out of the blue I absolutely *craved* citrus fruit for some reason. So that's what I did, i.e. buying them and juicing those bad boys every morning for a couple weeks. My towering GF at the time (she was 6' to my 5'8") advised that it was understandable under certain conditions, i.e. extreme vitamin C shortage.

Yaaar, matey! (get it, ye scurvy dog?)

 

[StevOz]

Steams my phone doesn't capture the lime juice vapour...

 

[StevOz]

Alright fellas let's see how Bush Barbie prepares a feast.

 

[StevOz]

Arrr me hearties, we be feasting tonight.

 

[Isaac Sauvage]

Arrr me hearties, we be feasting tonight.

Dude, I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about, but I feel that "Bush-Barbie" badly needs to enter the lexicon of common English... lol.

 

[StevOz]

Mate, Barbie has gone French fries...

 

[StevOz]

Bush Barbie learns to dance...

Ok not cooking or is it, seems spicy

 

[Isaac Sauvage]

My mega-hero, Lewis:

 

[StevOz]

Mmm...ham!

 

[StevOz]

Curried sausages with beans, garlic, onions, jalapenos, Penang curry paste, tomato, mushrooms, coconut cream and rice...

Tastes nice!

 

[Isaac Sauvage]

With tiny powers come insane responsibilities.

I think I said this already before, but I *LOVE* your creative take upon that.

It sends me in to fits of endless giggling, so STOP IT, STEVE-O.


Like, when they find my non-responsive, stinking corpse, it'll be because Steve (or Charles) sent me over the edge. Haha, I can think of better ways to go.

 

[StevOz]

Haha, I can think of better ways to go.

For what it's worth and for culinary research. I am suffering from some ring sting this morning, been a few months since my last curry.

 

[Isaac Sauvage]

For what it's worth and for culinary research. I am suffering from some ring sting this morning, been a few months since my last curry.

Lightweight Aussie.

 

[StevOz]

Lightweight Aussie.

I'll have you know these were no ordinary sausages. I traded some of my homegrown herbs for a bag of spicy sausages with my friend whom happens to be a butcher by trade.

 

[StevOz]

Usual feast tonight air fryer wedges, fish, spring rolls with garlic, tumeric, onion powder and lime juice...

 

[Isaac Sauvage]

Um... Steve-o?

When you get your teleporter fixed, could you maybe... save a seat for me and Charles? <3

 

[StevOz]

Tonight we have Southern air fryer chicken, wedges and spring rolls, seasoned with onion powder, paprika, salt, garlic powder and lime juice...

 

[StevOz]

A salad by @rascal

 

[pinhead1]

food commercials.....it's no secret...
ok, i can see nobody liked this so i took it down...........

 

[StevOz]

Curried sausages tonight...