Sexiest female celebrities

[kristian]

Hey Mr. Shark, Lookin' forward 2 reading whatcha' say if U post a pic.

Okay, okay... you won... here it is.

http://www.kristian-pic.com

 

[tiltjlp]

Hey Mr. Shark, Lookin' forward 2 reading whatcha' say if U post a pic.

Okay, okay... you won... here it is.

http://www.kristian-pic.com

I nominate Kristian for internet person of the year. That picture is worth a 1000 points.

John

 

[neptuneholographics]

Hey Mr. Shark, post your pic in the thread. U know, like this...

 

[kristian]

You just amuse me Neptune. It's like being at the zoo... just like all the ugly animals sitting... scratching their asses amuse me.... because they're sitting there all oblivious and stupid... much like yourself.

I think the only challenges you face is... knowing if you should wipe your ass from front to back or vice versa... not to mention knowing what bib to go with the outfit you wear for the day.

This Internet thing just isn't for you Neptune... perhaps you are better suited to participate in far more strenuous activities... such as tea parties and playing with doll houses...

Come back AFTER you've hit puberty... Until then, send us a postcard.
Oh yeah, the girl scouts called... they need their uniform back.

PS: That pic is stolen from Wrenchien. :D

 

[neptuneholographics]

Still no pic aye Mr. Shark? Damn as coward as U R about it, I wager U R 1 ugly Aussie! Here is another pic 2 season the board with sweet eye candy 8)

Kinda' sim-u-lar 2 the other aye?

 

[tiltjlp]

Kristian posted his picture, you just refuse to believe it's him. Isn't it past your bed time Neptune, I think I hear your babysitter calling.

John

 

[kristian]

Now... back to the original subject... how about these pics guys?

 

[Shockman]

Sandra likes pinball.

 

[Shockman]

She don't

 

[neptuneholographics]

I have found a picture of your guy's true love...

Or, if U wanna' get a little kinky :D ...

Ha ha - hey how 'bout U guys post some natural blondes - that would B
interesting :) No, & not the 'movie star' version with all the makeup &
chemicals. Few R actually blondes. Case in point...

Y'all know who this is yes???

I live in California so perhaps I am more attuned 2 fake blondes than
most. I can spot them real easy. Natural blondes R mostly Norwegian or
Swedish variants - so 4 starters, if they don't have the tiny triangular
nose, or long slender nose & chin, they aint' naturals - + eyebrows n'
roots n' U can go from there...

In America, there R lots of natural blondes around Minnesota & where I
live (though I don't particularly chase blondes). Yeah so add Danish 2 that
list (Solvang). Etc! :)

 

[kristian]

I live in California so perhaps
I am more attuned 2 fake blondes than most. I can spot them real easy.

Such repartee, such wit, such unadulterated intelligence. Why
you aren't out on your pogo stick doing light sockets for a living is
beyond me.

The closest you will ever get to anything that remotely resembles...
real...and not "fake" is a coffee mug shaped like a woman's breast.

Kindly squeeze your wrinkled ass in your Goggomobil car door
and drive until I say you can stop. :D

 

[neptuneholographics]

Still no pic Mr. Shark? Post 1 of yourself. Bleach ya' hair even if U like

Here's a groovy art photo - la da dum...

 

[friebus]

Yeah, about Poppy Montgomery...

I worked the whole first season of WAT, and believe me when I say she aint all that! Talkin' one scary individual without lighting, makeup, and select camera angles to help her out. She has hair extensions that she doesn't bother to upkeep, a butt that grew and shrank like the tides do for the moon (course that might be your cup o' tea), and she's not the sharpest knife in the utensil drawer either. Her and Claire Danes are two actresses I've worked with that whenever I see them now, I just shudder.

Now if you wanna talk even better in person than what you've seen on screen, Shannon Elizabeth is plain amazing.

 

[neptuneholographics]

Yeah yeah Mr. Holly-wierd - drop some more names & do your walking resume machine thing - soooo shallow.
Another bleached (half way bleached) mongrel trying 2 peddle her T & A - NEXT!! Y R U pushing monkeys???
R U a jew or somethin'? U R pushing monkeys & insulting white girls - big F.U. 2 U!

Hey man, as 4 TV girls, Xena is rad. I also like Claudia Black. She's half ugly, half sexxxy - very entertaining!
Hmmm, oh I do have a Farscape pic I messed with - the caption was 'All U bitches out now - Chrichton's mine'

 

[PacDude]

Re: Yeah, about Poppy Montgomery...

I worked the whole first season of WAT, and believe me when I say she aint all that! Talkin' one scary individual without lighting,

What is "WAT" and who are you talking about, Friebus?

 

[neptuneholographics]

He is doing his 'I'm cooler than thou' Cali contractions thing - dig? It's delish - yummy with a spoon.
'scuze me I gotta jet 2 some connects - L8R babe - you're a star! :D

Hey I wrote a wierd kinda industrial opera thing. Maybe 1 day I will hire it out. Every time I submit
stuff 2 the idustry people they just try & steal it. Lot of my stuff was 4 example used in the movie
'Stigmatta' - it was taken from a screenplay I did called 'Nipple Ring'. Actually it was much cooler
B 4 the kikes got a hold of it & inserted all the anti-Christian bullsh*t (every kike movie has the
destruction of white order as at least it's primary goal - not art or $ in particular). Like if U want
an oscar, just promote fags or something like that & they will reward U.

N E way, here's a cover from 1 of them - it was pretty neat-o - combination of Barbarella, INXS &
um, new wave stuff like Westworld (who nobody's heard of, but does some real interesting tunes)

Actually I used 2 write 1 song a day - then I got bored. I should start a label with all my own stuff
& pretend it's a variety of different bands or something LOL

 

[GHoSTFaCe]

Re: Yeah, about Poppy Montgomery...

I worked the whole first season of WAT, and believe me when I say she aint all that! Talkin' one scary individual without lighting,

What is "WAT" and who are you talking about, Friebus?

Took me a little digging to figure that out too, but I'm sure he's referring to the Poppy Montgomery photos, she's the main actress in Without A Trace on CBS.

 

[PacDude]

That chick that plays Xev on Lexx is pretty hot....

 

[PacDude]

I've always thought Elisa Donovan was darn hot, although a little anorexic at times....

 

[kristian]

I have absolutely no idea who Elisa Donovan is... but she's quite ok.

 

[PacDude]

Then there's Kyle Minogue (showing her best side)....

 

[PacDude]

Ok, so I like Britney Spears too....

 

[GHoSTFaCe]

Wow.

 

[kristian]

I like Britney Spears too... as long as the volume is set to zero.

 

[neptuneholographics]

Like I said guys - your lord & savior...

That, or friggin spics - U people R nuts - or brainwashed actually -
bleech & burritos on the brain :)