I deal in facts. Just cuz U don't like facts, & prefer BS propaganda, doesnt' mean I should stop posting facts.
Tell me Sporkboy, these facts you deal in, who taught you them? You say we are all brainwashed, but what makes you immune? Tell ya what, I'm gonna use your definition of fact to lay out a couple of my own...
Your parents obviously did a number on you, but which did you enjoy more? Was it having dad put his cock in your mouth or mom urinating on your face? Don't deny what you know is fact! Tell us all the truth.
Why is it that on your myspace sight, all the goth chicks are in full bondage gear, and all of their friends are in fetish wear too, yet you sit there looking like some piece of Eurotrash from 'A Night At the Roxbury' in your gay little pleather jacket? Fact is, you're nothing but a poser, a simple minded clown that can only latch on to what he thinks is cool, but can't commit to it fully. How many gallons of cologn do you have to wear to hide the putrid stink of failure that surrounds you by the way?
Fact: you linked a song from Bowie, yet isn't he married to a black supermodel? And isn't it well known that he used to go spelunking in Mick Jaggers ass? Most of your myspace friends are stated as being bi, something the goth/fetish community (of which you claim *poser* to be a part of) is very accepting of. So I guess the fact is you like taking a large BLACK latex covered cock up your ass. Who knew! Well, that answers the question of liking mom or dad best.
Since the moon landing is fake in your book, does that mean Elvis is alive, that Kennedy wasn't assasinated, and that wrestling is real? Gee, I guess since I learned in SCHOOL from a BOOK 2+2=4, I shouldn't really believe it since the masses are brainwashed in such a manner. So tell me Spork, what is the real answer? I think the fact is, you get all your facts from the Weekly World News.
Here's another fact for you: Asshat is a very American slang term. So is dickless wonder, cunt face, and fucktard. Take your choice, cause anyone of those would apply to you perfectly. That's the truth, don't deny it!
The way you constantly say you've done the research and know the real truth...I swear I've heard that argument before...where was that? Oh yeah! Tom Cruise was spouting that same logic against Matt Lower! So what level clear in Scientology are you? Did the free personality test booth prove to hard to pass up while you were cruising Santa Monica Boulevard for some sweet tranny lovin'? You know you like to live it up in the Celebrity center, learning all kinds of sci-fi goodness about the little aliens living in your body, and how you need to be cleansed.
Here's one more fact for ya. You have contributed absolutely zero to the human race, which is why you like to lump yourself in with the 'whites', to bask in their lorals. Call yourself what you really are, a poser. I can't even call you racist anymore cause that'd be an insult to other racists. You're nothing more than a parrot, repeating whatever is spoonfed to you through alternative lifestyle publications, never stopping once to think for yourself.
I'm all for having playful debates with someone that wants to play devil's advocate. Unfortunately you are incapable of even being in the same league as a couple of 2nd graders debating the merits of Transformers vs. Go-bots.
MEET MY CHALLENGE, SPORKBOY. Show you actually have some semblence of a brain. Type complete sentences without abbreviations. Your excuse of typing fast and being a poor speller is just that, an excuse that I won't accept. As the saying goes, 'excuses are like assholes, everyone's got one', and yours is filled with your dad's cock. Complete sentences, no abbreviations, and no racial slurs.
You can't do it though, can you? That's the real fact. You are completely incapable of meeting even the most basic challenge. Take your own damn suicide pill (that you have to advertise using a female avatar/identity on myspace, and then comment on using your 'Peter' identity
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Last thing. Your comment about liking young girls and how that's acceptable in certain societies...you like kiddie porn, don't you! You like young girls cause they remind you of little boys, and you are just trying to be like your rapist dad, aren't you! Go on, admit the truth. I'm sure the FBI would love to take down another kiddie smut peddler. Course, that's what you're hoping for, so that you can get sent to prison and enjoy your new 6'5" 350lb black cellmate named bubba and his 12" friend.
Hope you brought your lube!
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